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《玉蝎子的魔咒》
Look. This is a big claim. The cops want to nail the guy who stole it too. 听着，这是起大案。 警察也想逮到那个偷它的家伙。
The difference is we have to make good the 30,000 bucks. They don't. 区别在于我们得干好了才能少损失三万块， 而他们不必担心这个。
To them it's another heist. 对他们来说，这只是又一起偷窃案而已。
Or, has the owner stashed it away someplace, 会不会是物主自己把它藏起来了，
and is she trying to defraud us out of a lot of money? 然后她就可以向我们大诈一笔了？
If you have large sums of cash around the house, 如果我们有一大笔钱放在屋子里的话，
we would insist on certain alarm and security precautions, 我们就会要求加强警报和安全防范，
which my supervisor would have to approve. 我的主管当然会同意。
What we usually do in a case like this is handle the installation ourselves. 在这种情况下，我们通常自己安装警报装置。
Sweetheart, can I get you? John, can I bother you for a minute? 亲爱的，你能过来一下吗？ 约翰，我能打搅一下吗？
- I haven't had lunch yet. - What do you want? - 我还没吃午饭。 - 噢，你要什么？
Let me have a cherry cheesecake, a prune danish and a couple of Hershey bars. 我要一块樱桃酪饼、一块李子酥皮饼、 和两根“赫尔希”巧克力棒。
And I should have something sweet. Let me have some chocolate-covered raisins. 我想吃点特别甜的东西， 再给我来点巧克力裹葡萄干。
- I found the missing Picasso. - I don't believe it. - 我找到那幅失踪的毕加索的画了。 - 我可不信！
I-- It's at Galaxy Opticals. 我…呃…在“星系光仪店”找到的。
They cut the thing out of the frame. 他把画从画框里割了下来，
They rolled the canvas up, and it's in one of the telescopes. 然后将画布卷成一卷， 藏在了一个长筒望远镜里。
- How'd you figure it out? - It wasn't easy. - 你是怎么想到的？ - 这么跟你说吧，的确不容易。
I'm supposed to be looking for a picture of a woman with a guitar. 因为我以为我要找的那幅画中 应该是一个女人抱着把吉他，
But it's all little cubes. It took me two hours to find the nose. 可是那上面堆的都是一个个小方块，真的， 我花了两个小时才找到她的鼻子在哪儿。
- You should call the cops. - Yeah, right away. - 你可以通知警察了。 - 好的，这就去。
Would you excuse me? 对不起，用下电话。
Rosie, would you get me the fingerprints on the Leland claim? 嗨，罗茜，能不能把 利兰案子里的指纹拿给我？
- Who won the sixth race at Aqueduct? - Your horse came in seventh. - “水渠马场”的第六场比赛哪一匹马赢了？ - 你的马跑了第七。
Seventh? Never bet on a horse who has Parkinson's. 第七？难以置…千万别把赌注押在 一匹患有“帕金森症”的马上！
Congratulations. I heard you recovered the stolen Picasso. 噢，嘿，祝贺你！听说你找到了 被盗的毕加索的画。
- Yeah, congrats on the art burglary. - It was a breeze. - 是啊，祝贺你破了艺术品盗窃案。 - 小菜一碟。
C.W., I brought you something till your order gets here. C.W.，我给你拿了点什么来， 按你的吩咐。
Thank you. You want to be my date tonight? 噢，谢谢。对了， 今晚你想和我一起去赴约吗？
- What's tonight? - George's birthday. - 今晚怎么啦？ - 乔治的生日。
- We're taking George out. - All right. I'd love to. - 我们想和乔治聚一聚，对吗？ - 好的，我很乐意。
But you have to have me home and in bed by midnight. 但是你必须送我回家， 午夜之前我得在床上。
That's exactly what I was planning. 我正是这样计划的。
[Man] My God, that girl's got a body that won't quit. 天哪，那姑娘有个不愿停歇片刻的身体。
Quit? It won't take five minutes off for a coffee break. 停歇？连花五分钟喝杯咖啡都不愿意。
- Oh, Briggsie, I forgot to tell ya. - What? - 噢，布里格斯，我忘了告诉你。 - 什么？
- Hey, where are my-- Rosie! - What? - 嘿，我的…罗茜！ - 什么？
- Where are my files? Where's my files? - They're moved. - 我的文档怎么没了？我的文档都到哪儿去了？ - 换地方了。
- What do you mean moved? - They're all moved. - 你什么意思，换地方了？ - 它们都搬走了。
- Why? - They're streamlining. - 搬走了？为什么？ - 它们都在重新规整。
- This is Fitzgerald? - Who else? - 谁出的…又是菲茨杰拉德的主意？ - 还会有谁？
Did you take the files out of my office? 是不是你把文档搬出我办公室的？
Would you like to go out and try coming back in like a human being? 你能不能先退出去， 然后像个人类一样再进来？
- Did you move my files? - If you don't like the human idea, come in like an orangutan. - 你有没有动我的文档？ - 要是你不想成为人类，那么像个猩猩也行，
- That would be a step up too. - Put them back... now-- this instant. - 那对你来说也算有了进化。 - 把它们放回去！…现在，此刻！
You knew we were rearranging this floor. 你知道我们在重新整理这个楼层。
Take my files-- Put them back in my office now. 拿好属于我的文档， 把它们放回我的办公室，就现在。
You had plenty of time to transfer them yourself. 你有足够多的时间自己把它们搬运回去。
Fitzgerald, if you were a man, I would slam you in the teeth. 菲茨杰拉德，要是你是个男的， 我会揍得你满地找牙。
If I was a man, you'd be hiding under the desk. 要是我是个男的， 你会躲到办公桌底下去了。
- This is what you do when I give you an order? - Give me an order? You? - 这就是我给你下命令时，你应有的态度？ - 给我下命令？就你？
Who do you think I am, some peroxide little stenographer... 你把我当成什么人了？ 某个被你拧上一把后臀…
with her brains in her sweater whose rear end you pinch? 波大无脑、面色苍白的小速记员吗？
Pinch it? I couldn't get my arms around it. 拧上一把？我可没挨着你啊。
I don't take orders from you. I work directly for Mr. Magruder. 我不接受你的命令。 我直接为麦格鲁德先生工作，
We're in the process of turning this place around. 我们正在整顿这个地方。
I've been working here 20 years. You're here six months. 嘿，我在这儿已经工作了六…二十年了， 而你来这儿才六个月。
I'm not interested in your ideas about turning-- 我对你的什么整顿主意可没什么兴趣，
Get my files. Put 'em back now. 拿上我的文档，现在就把它们放回去。
- Or what? - "Or what?" - 否则怎样？ - “否则怎样？”
This is the question you ask me? "Or what?" 这就是你问我的问题？“否则怎样？”
"Or what?" Are you saying "or what" to me? “否则怎样？”是你跟我说的“否则怎样？”吗？
If you don't get off my toe, you're going to be singing castrati with a glee club. 你再这样纠缠下去，小心我阉了你， 送你去合唱团唱女高音。
I... hated you, Fitzgerald, from the day you set foot into this office. 我…讨厌你，菲茨杰拉德， 从你迈进这间办公室的第一天就讨厌你。
You'd hate any woman who doesn't have a double-digit I.Q. 你是讨厌每一个智商高于两位数的女人吧。
I'm a good judge of character. 我判断人很在行的，
I hate you, and I hate the chancellor of Germany... 我讨厌你，我也讨厌 那个留着一小撮胡子的…
with the little mustache, but not in that order. 德国首相，不过你排在他前面。
Be careful when you leave. 出门时悠着点，
Don't let the door hit you on the back and fracture your pelvis. 小心别让门撞了你的屁股， 使你的骨盆碎裂。
So, did you tell her who's boss? 这下你让她知道谁是老大了吧？
Is she kiddin', talkin' to me like that? 真见鬼了，她居然那样跟我说话！
It's 'cause she thinks she's smarter. 因为她自以为很聪明，
'Cause she graduated from Vassar, and I went to driving school. 你知道，就因为她毕业于瓦萨大学， 而我只上过驾校。
Does she have any idea how many cases I cracked here? 她究竟知不知道我在这儿破过多少案子？
Never trust a woman who whistles for her own cabs. 千万别相信一个自己吹口哨 招呼计程车的女人。
[Boy] Excuse me. Miss Fitzgerald? 对不起，菲茨杰拉德小姐在吗？
- Is that Miss Fitzgerald's lunch? - Mm-hmm. - 那是菲茨杰拉德小姐的午餐吗？ - 是的。
- Sorry we're so late. We're jammed up. - That's okay. - 对不起来晚了，我们被堵在路上了。 - 没事，没问题。
- Here. Keep that. It's for you. - Thanks. - 给你，全拿去吧，给你的。 - 谢谢。
This is Fitzgerald's lunch. She's been waiting a long time for it. 这是菲茨杰拉德的午饭， 她已经等了很长时间了。
I'll deliver it to her. 我来…我来给她送去好了。
You got to come to some terms with this woman. This thing is only gettin' worse. 你最好和这个女人达成某种谅解， 否则的话情况只会越来越糟。
What do we need an efficiency expert here for? 嘿，为什么我们需要一个效率专家来这儿？
When the old man was here, this never could have happened. 你知道，要是老头子还在这儿， 决不会有这样的事。
Thought you were gonna take her out for a drink, clear the air. 我在考虑你是不是应该约她出去喝一杯， 消除一下误会。
I did. I took her two weeks ago to Rocky's Bar. 我约过，两星期前我约她去过“洛基酒吧”。
You and Fitzgerald at Rocky's Bar? 你和菲茨杰拉德去过“洛基酒吧”？
[Piano] [钢琴音乐]
- Sorry I'm late. - No problem. It's just an hour and 15 minutes. - 对不起，我来晚了。 - 没问题。你看，才晚了1小时又15分钟。
- My meeting ran long. - I-- I understand. - 会议拖长了。 - 我…我理解。
We're revamping the offices, getting rid of that antiquated filing system. 我们打算改组所有办公室， 去除那些陈旧的文档系统。
Yes? I can find anything I need. 是吗？我可以找到我需要的任何材料。
I can locate it like that. I got a feel for where all the stuff is in my office. 我可以像这样简单地找出它的位置， 因为我对我办公室里的所有东西都了然于胸。
We're making a central data file on the second floor. You'll get used to it. 我们准备在二楼建个文档数据中心。 你会习惯的。
What's the matter? You look flushed. 你怎么了？看上去有点脸红。
No, I'm just-- I'm just a little warm. That's all. 没有，我…我只是… 我只是感到有点热，没什么。
You have all your business meetings here? 你的所有工作会面都在这里吗？
It's near the office. The coat check girl's pretty. Don't you like it? 这儿离办公室很近，你知道，门口衣帽柜的 女孩也很漂亮。你不喜欢这里吗？
No, it's fine. Gives new meaning to the word "dive," but it's convenient. 不，还行，赋予“低级酒吧”这种说法以新的含意。 不过还算方便。
I-I thought you'd appreciate the thick smoke. You don't have to put on as much makeup. 我…我以为你会喜欢这儿厚厚的烟雾， 你知道，这样你就没必要怎么化妆了。
- [Man] What's the lady havin'? - Tequila. - 女士您要什么？ - 龙舌兰酒。
Hmm. Tsk. 嗯…啧。
So, um-- 那么，呃…
Betty-- Betty Ann-- 贝蒂…贝蒂·安……
Um, c-can-- s-should I call you-- 呃…我可以…我应该叫你……
I can call you Miss Fitzgerald, which is fine with me. I have no problem with that. 我可以叫你菲茨杰拉德小姐， 我没意见，没什么问题。
I-- I-- Tell me about yourself. 我…我……和我谈谈你吧。
- Myself? - Your hopes, your dreams, you know. - 谈谈我？ - 是的，你的希望，你的梦想，你知道，
You married? I mean, obviously you're not married, 你结婚了吗？ 我是说，显然你没有结婚，
'cause then it would not be Miss Fitzgerald, so you have a boyfriend? 因为否则你就不是菲茨杰拉德小姐了。 那么你有男朋友没有？
Is this why you got me here? 你约我来这儿就为了这？
I just, um-- So-- 我只是，呃…那么…
What is your life like? I mean, do you have any hobbies? 你生活得怎样？我是说， 你…你有没有什么爱好？
- I have a meeting in 15 minutes, so-- - I-I-I-I-- - 我15分钟后还有个会，所以…… - 我…我…我…我……
Not-- I didn't mean to ask about your marital status. 别…我不应该问你的婚姻状况，
That's none of my business. Maybe you're-- It's a touchy point with you. 因为那不关我的事。也许你正… 现在对你来说是个敏感的阶段，
You're possibly divorced or widowed. 你也许离婚了或寡居了，
Maybe your husband committed suicide. I could understand that. 也许你丈夫是自杀的。 你看，我可以理解这些。
Mr. Magruder hired me to streamline the office, and I'm going to. 麦格鲁德先生雇我来重新规整办公室， 而且我也准备要这么做。
But if something is not broken, you know what I say? I say, why fix it? 你看，要是没什么东西失灵了， 你知道我的意思吗？我是说，为什么要修它？
There's a reason North Coast has slipped from the top five insurance companies. “北岸保险公司”从顶尖的 五大公司名单中滑落是有原因的，
There's an enormous amount of waste and duplication. 这里存在着巨大的浪费和重复。
Yeah, not-- not in my department. 是啊，可…可不是在我的部门。
There's not a single department that couldn't be run more efficiently or economically. 就单个部门而言谈不上什么 效率不效率或经济不经济。
I'm not even sure North Coast wouldn't be better off not carrying... 我甚至在想“北岸保险” 如果不设“侦探部”是否更有利，
an investigative division and just farming out each case privately. 我们可以把那些案子分给 专门的私人侦探事务所去办。
[Stammers] [结巴]
Would it be possible to meet at some point and have a drink and discuss that? 我们能不能以后约个时间， 一起喝一杯来讨论下这个？
- We are having a drink. - [Exhales] - 我们正喝着呢。 - [吐气]
Look, I don't think you know what you're talking about. 你看，我认为你不知道自己在说些什么。
I think you came in here like a steamroller-- 我认为你象一辆压路机一样 开到我们这里……
You felt threatened by me from the first day I got on this job. 从我得到这份工作的第一天起， 你就感觉到受到了我的威胁，
Not only was I an efficiency expert and a challenge to your little state within a state, 不仅因为我是效率专家， 会向你小小的国中之国发起挑战，
but I'm not one of those windup dolls you can tickle at the water cooler. 而且因为我不属于那些个你可以在饮水机旁 随意碰摸的上了发条的玩具娃娃。
I'm smarter than you. I'm faster. 我比你聪明，我比你机智；
I can see right through you. You're right to feel threatened by me. 我可以一眼看你到底， 所以你感觉受到我的威胁很正常。
I... am threatened by you? 我…受到你的威胁？
It's fascinating, as a female executive, how many men I meet with a fragile masculinity. 真太有趣了，作为一名女性主管， 我遇见这么多有着脆弱男子气的男人。
A fragile masculinity? “脆弱男子气”？
You make one more crack about my religion, and woman or no woman-- 你给我的宗教信仰又增添了一条笑料， 关于女人还是非女人……
- I have to go. - Hey, listen, honey, let me level with you here. - 我得走了。 - 嘿，听着，亲爱的，我现在跟你实说了吧：
Despite all your highfalutin talk about streamlining the office, 先甭管你那些什么 治理整顿办公室的夸夸其谈，
what you really need is a good old-fashioned roll in the hay. 你目前真正需要的，是好好地嘿咻一场， 不用什么新招，老式的就行。
Ha! You wouldn't know which end is up. 哈！你都不知道哪一头会朝上 【死到临头还不自知】。
Well, in your case, it would be hard to tell. 哦，就你而言，不难知道该翘哪一头。
Don't bother seeing me to the door. Someone might think we're together. 不用劳神送我到门口， 别人还以为我们是一起的呢。
- Why? Do I look like an organ grinder? - No, just an organ. - 怎么？我看上去像个街头手摇风琴师？ - 不，只是架风琴【器官】。
- So the drink didn't smooth things out. - No, not exactly. - 这么说那酒喝得没解决什么问题？ - 是的，不怎么样。
You better get used to her, 'cause she's here to stay. 那么你最好得习惯她在这儿， 因为她会一直呆下去。
There's something about that broad that I don't trust. She's got an evil streak. 我这么跟你说吧，那女人身上有某种东西 令我不安，她身上有种邪气。
We got a reservation for 8:00 at the Rainbow Room for George's 50th. 好了，我们预订了八点钟在“彩虹大厅” 为乔治过五十岁生日。
That'll be fun. We'll split a cab uptown. 一定会很有意思。 我们可以和拼一辆出租车出城。
C.W., I'm not going to have time to go home to change, so does this look okay? 嘿，C.W.，我没时间回家换衣服了， 这身看上去还行吗？
Sweetheart, no matter how bad the economy gets, you will never starve. 我跟你说，亲爱的，无论经济 如何不景气，你都不会挨饿。
Good. 很好。
Oh, wait. Come here. Miss Fitzgerald? Okay, take a card. 噢，等等，到这边来。 菲茨杰拉德小姐？好吧，抽一张牌。
You gotta see this, Fitz. 你看看他怎么弄的，菲茨。
All right, that's a six of hearts. 好了，你拿的是红桃六。
- That's amazing. How'd you do that? - It's magic. - 太奇怪了，你怎么知道的？ - 魔法呀。
- He could do it all afternoon. - I want you to teach me. - 他还有其它戏法，可以变一个下午。 - 我想让你也教我一两个你的戏法。
Mr. Magruder, I'll have that report for you first thing in the morning. 麦格鲁德先生，明天一早 我就把那份报告给你。
Fine. Are you coming to celebrate George Bond's birthday with us tonight? 噢，好的。今晚你和我们一起去 庆祝乔治·邦德的生日吗？
Not really. I'm up to my neck in work. 不，恐怕去不了， 我要干的活快没过我脖子了。
Why don't you come? It'll be fun. George is a great guy. 为什么不去？会很有意思的。 乔治人很不错。
Most of the personnel here seems very nice. 这里的大部分人感觉都很不错。
The only one that gives me the dry heaves is Briggs. 唯一一个令我干呕的人是布里格斯。
C.W.? He's cracked a lot of cases. C.W.？他侦破了很多案子的。
Of course, I don't see how. Such a drone. 当然，我不知道他是怎么干的， 整天闲来荡去。
Gets his tips from street contacts like ex-cons and blind beggars. 他从他认识的那些街头线人那里获得线索， 比如有前科的罪犯和瞎子乞丐。
There's something about him I don't trust. 他身上有些东西令我不安。
- Any examples? - Many. - 哦，举些例子呢？ - 有许多。
He's smarmy with those office wisecracks and double-meaning jokes. 他的那些油嘴滑舌的办公室俏皮话 和一语双关的笑话令人厌烦。
I mean, who is he, really? 我是说，他真以为自己是谁？
He's this shallow, skirt-chasing egomaniac who's probably more lucky than good. 他只不过是个浅薄的、喜欢招蜂惹蝶的 自大狂而已，只是运气好一点罢了。
Sometimes it's better to be lucky. I think you're being too rough on him. 有时运气的确更重要。 我想你可能对他太苛刻了。
It's more that he's just kind of a schnook who's more insecure than anything else. 也有可能那是因为 他是个没有一点安全感的笨蛋。
He's got no wife, no family. 他没有妻子，没有家庭。
Well, he was married. Short and stormy. Picked a tramp. 唔，他结过婚，短暂而又纷乱。 他找了个荡妇。
- That's a surprise. - Excuse me, fellas. - 这倒没想到。 - 对不起，伙计们。
Come tonight. It'll give us a chance to be together, 今晚去吧。这给了我们一个在一起的机会。
and I have the perfect excuse at home-- an employee's birthday. 我回家后有了一个很正当的理由—— 我雇员的生日。
- How much longer is this gonna go on? - Not longer, Betty Ann. - 这样的状态还要保持多久？ - 不会太久了，贝蒂·安。
I'll be free by the end of the year, and then we can be together openly. 年底前我就可以解脱了， 到那时我们就可以公开在一起了。
You love me, but you spend all the important holidays with her. 你说你爱我，可是你却和她一起 度过所有重要的节日。
Life can get so damn complicated when you think it's simple. 生活就他妈这么复杂， 尽管有时你把它想得那么简单。
Come tonight. 今晚去吧。
So we can eye each other and steal touches and play little games in code? 那么我们就可以互相望着对方， 偷偷摸摸地碰几下，并接着玩对暗号的游戏？
Yes, that's part of the romance. 是的，这也是浪漫的一部分啊。
Someday we'll be able to look back and know that at one time in public... 将来有一天我们会回想起来， 我们曾经在公众场合…
when one of us brought up the subject of Paris, it meant at that very moment... 其中一个说起巴黎的话题时， 那就意味着在那一刻，
that we were dying to make love with one another. 我们渴望着与对方做爱。
- You're such an adolescent. - But cute? - 你还处于青春期啊。 - 但是很可爱？
[Chattering, Laughing] [谈话，笑声]
- Look at this. - Oh! Oh! - 快瞧这个！ - 噢！噢！
Happy birthday, George. 生日快乐，乔治。
Here's to George Bond, insurance man, father. 为乔治·邦德干杯，保险商人、父亲。
- Amateur magician. - Please, no card tricks tonight, huh? - 业余魔术师。 - 乔治，拜托，今晚可别来纸牌把戏，嗯？
- Happy 50th, George. - Thank you. - 50岁生日快乐，乔治。 - 谢谢。
Everyone, I'd like to make a toast to C.W. Briggs. 诸位，我想敬C.W.·布里格斯一杯。
Thanks to you, the police now have the stolen Picasso in their possession. 正是因为你，警察现在获得了 那幅被盗的毕加索的画。
- Attaboy, C.W. - C.W.! - 干得好，C.W.！ - C.W.！
By the way, where'd you come up with the idea of looking in the telescope? 对了，你是怎么想到 要看一下望远镜里面的？
What I do is I put myself in the criminal's position. 我所做的就是把自己 设身处地于罪犯的位置。
I try and anticipate what would he do next, what his next move would be. 你知道，我试着估计他下一步会怎么干， 他的下一步行动是什么。
- I think like him. - That's fantastic. - 我像他一样思考。 - 真太奇妙了！
I would hate to have me after me. 我讨厌自己追逐自己。
- [Group Laughing] - [Woman] Very good, very good. - [众人笑] - 很妙，很妙。
What are you thinking, Mr. Magruder? You look lost in reverie. 你在沉思什么呢，麦格鲁德先生？ 你好像沉浸在幻想中。
Sorry. I was thinking about a column I read in the paper... 噢，对不起。我在想 我在报上读到的一栏文章，
about all these Germans occupying Paris. 有关德国人占领巴黎的报道。
- Yeah, it doesn't look good. - C.W., you ever been to Paris? - 是啊，情况很糟。 - C.W.，你去过巴黎吗？
[C.W.] I've never been out of the country. 没，我从没出过国。
Zero-dash-six, eight-dash-five, 零、杠、六，八、杠、五，
eight, five, seven. 八、五、七。
That's right. That's exactly correct. 正确，完全正确！
And now for something I call the power of the Jade Scorpion. 下面我要表演的节目称为 “玉蝎子的魔力”。
- For this I'll need a few victims-- - [Laughing] - 为此，我需要几位受害者…… - [笑声]
I mean, volunteers from the audience and help from a few nice people. 我是说，从观众席里上来几位志愿者， 哪位好心上来帮个忙？
- Oh, yes. - Go on. - 噢，对！ - 快上！
- Sir? - We got another one. C.W.! - 先生，你呢？ - 再给你找一位，C.W.！
- Go ahead. - We got another one for ya. - 快上！ - 我们又给你找了位。
There's a sucker born every minute. 每分钟都有人变成倒霉蛋。
- Represent us well, Briggs. - [Magician] Many years ago... - 别给我们丢份，布里格斯。 - 很久很久以前…
an emperor in China received as a gift this precious pendant-- 一个中国皇帝收到了这件 作为礼物的珍贵垂饰——
a Jade Scorpion. 一个玉蝎子。
It was said to possess extraordinary powers-- 据说它拥有非凡的魔力——
the power to darken men's minds. 能够使人的心智混沌的魔力。
I can't get hypnotized. I'm not a good subject. 对不起…我不会受到催眠， 我不是个好的测试对象。
[Magician] Eyes only on the scorpion, please. 请盯着这个玉蝎子看，
Ears open only to the sound of my voice. 耳朵只听着我的声音。
Please, sir. Sir, look at the scorpion. 请吧，先生。先生，盯着玉蝎子看。
The surrender of the mind-- 内心放弃抵抗…
The surrender of the mind-- 内心放弃抵抗……
They resist and resist, 尽管内心一再抵抗，
but the scorpion likes resistance. 但是玉蝎子喜欢你的抵抗。
[Magician] What is your name, sir? 你叫什么名字，先生？
C.W. Briggs. C.W.·布里格斯。
What do you do, Mr. Briggs? 你干什么工作，布里格斯先生？
I'm an insurance investigator... 我是保险理赔侦探，
for North Coast Casualty and Fidelity of New York. 为纽约的“北岸灾害 和忠诚保险公司”工作。
- What is your name, miss? - Betty Ann Fitzgerald. - 你叫什么名字，小姐？ - 贝蒂·安·菲茨杰拉德，
I also work at North Coast. 我也在“北岸保险公司”工作。
- So you work together? - I can't stand her. - 所以说你们是同事？ - 我受不了她。
- [Laughing] - Oh, come now. - [笑声] - 噢，别这样。
Don't pay attention to him. 别听他的。
He's a sleazy little megalomaniac who's frightened of women. 他是个害怕女人的卑鄙的小自大狂。
- Enough. Sleep. - [Laughing Continues] - 够了。睡吧。 - [笑声继续]
Silence. 安静。
You are now at the first level of trance, 你们现在进入了迷睡的第一层次，
but the Jade Scorpion wants you to go to the deepest level. 但是玉蝎子想让你们进入到最深的层次。
When I say the word Constantinople, 当我说出“君士坦丁堡”这个词，
you will instantly drop into the deepest hypnotic trance. 你会立刻陷入催眠的最深迷睡状态，
All resistance will disappear. 所有的抵抗都消失无踪。
When I say the word Madagascar, 当我说出“马达加斯加”这个词，
you will go immediately to the deepest level of hypnotic sleep, 你会立即陷入催眠的最深迷睡状态，
and you will obey all my orders. 你会服从我所有的指令。
Ready now. Constantinople. Madagascar. 准备好。 君士坦丁堡。马达加斯加。
C.W. Briggs and Miss Betty Ann Fitzgerald, C.W.·布里格斯，和 贝蒂·安·菲茨杰拉德小姐，
I now pronounce you man and wife. 现在我宣布你们结为夫妻。
When I snap my fingers, you will awaken. You will not know you were in a trance. 听到我打响指，你们就会醒过来， 但是你们不知道你们是处在迷睡中。
You will be madly in love with each other. 你们会疯狂地爱上对方。
You're on your honeymoon on a deserted desert island. 你们正在一个廖无人烟的荒岛上 享受你们的蜜月。
Maestro. 乐师。
The moon shines down its magical glow... 梦幻般的月光洒向…
on you two honeymooners. 你们两个蜜月中的爱侣。
You're deeply, deeply in love. 你们深深地、深深地相爱着。
Are you ready? One, two, three. 准备好了吗？一、二、三。
Awaken to your tropical paradise. 在热带天堂中醒过来。
What are you thinking? 你在想什么？
I'm thinking that... I'm the luckiest man in the world... 我在想…我是世界上最幸运的人…
to have you. 因为有你。
I'm the lucky one, C.W. 我也很幸运，C.W.。
I was in love with you from the first moment that I saw you. 从我见到你的那一刻起， 我就爱上了你。
Make love to me here under the stars... 和我作爱吧，就在这儿，在星空之下，
- to the sound of the ocean. - Miss Fitzgerald. - 伴着大海的涛声。 - 菲茨杰拉德小姐。
Aren't you making a mistake? I'm no longer Miss Fitzgerald. 你弄错了吧？ 我不再是菲茨杰拉德小姐了。
- I'm Mrs. C.W. Briggs. - Oh! Betty Ann! - 我是C.W.·布里格斯太太。 - 噢！贝蒂·安！
- Make love to me here... now. - Betty Ann. - 快和我作爱…现在。 - 贝蒂·安。
Stop. Enough. 歇下吧。够了。
Unfortunately, every dream must turn to reality. 很不幸，每一个梦都必须回到现实。
When I snap my fingers, you will awaken and have no memory at all of this event. 当听到我的响指，你们会醒过来， 对所发生的这一切，你们没有任何记忆。
You will return to your regular lives as they exist... 你们会回到你们以往的正常生活，
with whatever destinies await you, and let us all hope they are pleasant ones. 无论命运怎么安排你们， 让我们共同希望你们生活如意。
Are you ready to awaken? On the snap of my fingers. 准备好醒过来了吗？ 注意听我的响指。
One: You're beginning to come up. 一：你们要醒过来了。
Two: The memory is fading completely. 二：记忆逐渐褪尽。
Three: The Jade Scorpion has created the miracle of love. 三：玉蝎子已经创造了这个爱情奇迹。
- And four: Awaken. - [Applause] - 四：醒来。 - [掌声]
- How do you feel? - Still waiting for something to happen. - 感觉如何？ - 还在等着看究竟会发生什么呢。
- [Laughing] - How do you feel, miss? - [笑声] - 你感觉如何，小姐？
- I'm afraid I'm not a very good subject. - No, me neither. - 恐怕我不是个好的试验对象。 - 我也不是。
- I told you this would not work. - Well, I tried my best. - 我跟你说过这不起作用。 - 好吧，反正我尽力了。
Come on, George. Back me up. Briggsie, I'm tellin' ya. 快点，乔治，帮我说服他。 布里格斯，你听好了，
You gazed deeply into her eyes and told her you loved her. 你深情地望着她的双眼， 告诉她说你爱她。
You're crazy. I would never do such a thing. 你疯了吗？我绝不可能干出这样的事。
This is a conspiracy to make me appear crazy. 这是个圈套，好让我看上去像个傻瓜。
I hope somebody talks to me like that someday. 我倒是希望有一天有人会这样对我说。
I can't bear Fitzgerald. 我根本受不了菲茨杰拉德。
Speaking of that, isn't it-- Should we be getting home to, uh, feed your cat? 嘿，既然你这样说，是不是… 我俩是不是现在就去你家，呃…帮你喂猫？
That would be fun, but I'm getting a cold, 嗯…这主意不错，可是我感冒了。
so I just want to get to bed with some tea, you know? 所以我只想赶紧喝点水上床，你知道。
If you've got a cold, somebody's got to rub your chest down with Vicks. 如果你感冒了，得有个人帮你揉揉胸， 以便吞下那些“维克斯”药片。
- This is what I'm for. - Anybody rubs my chest down better bring a ring. - 俺干这个最在行了。 - 任何想替我揉胸的最好带个戒指来。
Good for you. 这下没辙了。
- Good night, baby. - Good night, Chris. - 晚安，宝贝。 - 晚安，克里斯。
I knew we'd get a little time alone tonight if you came along. 我知道今晚你来的话 我们一定有机会单独在一起。
I'm glad I came. 很高兴我来了。
[Sighs] [叹息]
[Exhales] [出气]
[Ringing] [电话铃]
[Sighs] Hello? 喂？
Constantinople. 君士坦丁堡。
You are in a deep trance. 你沉入迷睡中。
You will fall deeper and deeper under the sway of my words. 随着我谈话的语调，你会越沉越深。
You will obey my instructions carefully. 你会非常小心地服从我的指令。
You will proceed to the Kensington estate... 你将前往肯辛顿的住宅，
where you will obtain the jewels-- all the jewels-- from the Kensington safe. 去那里获取珠宝——所有的珠宝—— 从肯辛顿家的保险箱里。
You will do this with the utmost secrecy, 你会做得神不知鬼不觉，
using all the information and techniques at your command. 利用你所掌握的所有知识和技能，
You'll do it with great ease and facility. 不费吹灰之力你就能做到。
Then you will return to your apartment, taking the jewels with you. 然后你将带着珠宝，回到你的住所，
You'll hide them in a safe and secure hiding place, 把它们藏在一个安全而隐秘的地方，
awaiting further instructions from me. 等待我进一步的指令。
You will then fall into a deep slumber from which you will awake refreshed, 接着你会沉沉地睡去， 直到神清气爽地醒来，
and you'll have no memory of anything that has occurred. 但是对所发生过的一切， 你不会有丁点记忆。
You will wait to hear from me again. 你将接着等我的命令，
Your life will be simply as your life is until you hear from me. 在此之前，你一如既往地生活。
Remember. You will obey my instructions to the letter. 记住，你要严格地按我的指令去办， 一丝不苟。
You will remember absolutely nothing that occurred under trance. 在迷睡中发生的任何事， 你都不会有一丁点的记忆。
Is that clear to you? 你清楚了吗？
Very clear. 非常清楚。
Go. The Jade Scorpion commands it. 去吧，玉蝎子命令你。
Awfully late, Mr. Briggs. 这么晚还来啊，布里格斯先生。
Hot on a case, eh? 有急案要办，嗯？
The Kensington safe was broken into last night. 昨夜，肯辛顿家的保险箱被盗，
Somebody got on the estate. Jewels worth millions, all gone. 有人进入房内， 将价值数百万的珍宝席卷而空。
The cops don't have a clue, and Magruder is numb. 警察没发现什么线索， 麦格鲁德一筹莫展。
I don't understand. I made that place burglarproof myself. 我不明白，那地方是我亲自安的防盗装置。
Well, tell that to the perpetrator. 是啊，跟盗贼去说这话吧。
We are on the hook for big money here, so you better get over there darn fast. 你听着，我们可能要破一大笔财了， 所以你最好赶紧起来，尽快赶去那儿。
By now those stones could be on the market in Tangier or-- or Cairo. 而现在，那些宝石可能已经出现在 丹吉尔或开罗的市场上了。
Everything, everything-- My emerald tiara and my sapphire necklace from India-- 每一件东西，每一件东西——我的翡翠头饰， 我的印度蓝宝石项链……
That sapphire is the most perfect in the world. 那是世界上最完美无瑕的蓝宝石。
No fingerprints, but we got a partial shoe print. 没有指纹，但是我们找到部分脚印。
- Man or woman? - I really can't be sure. - 男人还是女人？ - 不好说。
I want to interview everybody that works here-- the whole staff-- 我想见一下每一位在此工作的人， 所有的员工——
the butlers, the gardeners, everybody. 管家，园丁，每一个人。
- Something's goin' on. - This time I think your gut reaction is betraying you. - 一定是这儿出的问题。 - 这一次我想你的直觉反应出差错了，C.W.。
Nobody in this house is involved. I'd bet my life. 这所房子里没人和盗窃有关， 我以我的性命担保。
I want to search the up-- I want to go up-- Can I go upstairs? 我想检查一下…我想到楼上… 我可以上楼吗？
If you must, but would you make it fast? 如果你非得去的话， 能不能动作快一点？
We've had enough excitement for one day. 你看这儿的乱劲已经够我们受的了。
Mrs. Kensington, you know Alfie and I would never-- 肯辛顿夫人，你知道 艾尔菲和我决不会……
Lotte, of course not. 洛蒂，当然不是你们。
What are you doin' in my mother's closet? 你在我母亲的壁橱里干什么？
Well, hello. 噢，你好啊！
You're one of those grubby little private detectives, aren't you? 你属于那些个邋邋遢遢的 私家小侦探中的一员，是吗？
A private eye, they're called, a shamus, a gumshoe. 他们又被称作私人侦探，条子、探子。
Oh, I'm-- I'm a grubby little insurance investigator. 噢，我是…我是个邋邋遢遢的 保险公司的小侦探。
The private eyes are romantic. I-I-I'm just grubby. 私人侦探比较传奇， 我…我…我只是邋邋遢遢的。
So what? You always get your kicks fondling women's shoes? 怎么着？抚弄女人的鞋子 会使你感觉很爽吗？
Once in a while I'll fondle the whole woman, you know-- 偶尔我也抚弄女人的整个身子，你知道……
Hmph. You have a fresh mouth. I'm not sure I like you. 嗯，你的嘴好放肆， 我不认为我喜欢你。
Well, I tend to grow on people. We could meet later, and I could grow on you, if you like. 嗯，我习惯让人慢慢喜欢上我。如果你愿意， 我们可以再见面，这样你就会喜欢上我了。
You don't seem tough enough to go after criminals. 你看起来不够硬朗啊， 要和罪犯打交道。
Really? Maybe if I slapped you around a little bit, you'd change your mind. 真的吗？也许我扇你几个巴掌后， 你就会改变印象了。
- I could slap you back. - It's starting to sound like fun. Should we put some music on? - 那我会回扇你。 - 听上去有趣起来了。要不要放上点音乐。
- Why are you snooping around? - You're Laura Kensington, right? - 你为什么四处踅摸？ - 你是劳拉·肯辛顿，对吗？
Yeah, that's right, and I have a strawberry mark on my thigh to prove it. 是的，没错，我大腿上有块 草莓状红胎记可以证明。
- Would you like to see it? - Maybe later when I can take the full tour. - 你想瞧瞧吗？ - 也许以后吧，当我可以做整体漫游的时候。
Huh. My fiance might not appreciate that. 哈，我未婚夫未必乐意。
- Yes? Which one? - Oh, so you follow my life. - 是吗？哪一个？ - 哦，这么说你做过些功课。
Well, I read the tabloids, if that's what you mean. 是啊，我读过那些小报， 如果你是指这个的话。
So you've seen photos of me diving into public fountains. 那么你一定看过我 跳进公共喷泉的照片。
And getting arrested for speeding and throwing champagne at El Morocco. 还有因为超速和在 “摩洛哥夜总会”飙香槟而被捕。
And while I'm out living the fast life, you're hard at work snooping in people's closets. 我在那儿过着绚丽多姿的生活，而你却 不得不玩命干活，窥探别人的壁橱。
Can I help it if they pay me by the clue? 我也没办法，因为有线索他们就会付我钱。
- Did the burglar leave any? - He didn't leave any because he's still among us. - 盗贼留下什么线索没？ - 没留下任何线索，因为他仍在我们当中。
- Says who? - Says the little man that lives inside me. - 你是说谁？ - 我是说活在我体内的那个小人。
So you're C.W. Briggs. 这么说你就是C.W.·布里格斯。
I hear you're a very sharp investigator with an impressive record. 我听说你是个非常精明的侦探， 破过的案子令人印象深刻。
I looked forward to meeting you. 我一直想见见你。
- They say I always get my man. - Me too. - 他们说我总是能得到我要找的人。 - 我也是。
[Exhales] Right. [出气]是啊。
I'm glad we could have this little chat. 我很高兴我们能这样小谈片刻。
- Too bad there's a houseful of people. - Where shall we go tonight? - 可惜屋子里到处是人。 - 今晚我们去哪儿？
Hmm? Chinatown or Harlem? 嗯？唐人街还是哈莱姆？
You prefer jazz or opium? 你喜欢爵士乐还是鸦片烟？
I prefer the rug in front of my fireplace. 我喜欢我壁炉前的地毯。
Oh, directly to your apartment, eh? You always begin with the dessert? 噢，直接去你公寓，嗯？ 你总是以餐后甜点开场吗？
Well, depends what I'm eating. 嗯，那得看我晚餐吃的什么。
This will be a very interesting experiment for me. 这会成为我的一次非常有意思的体验。
I usually prefer more attractive, athletic, muscular men. 我通常喜欢更加有魅力的、 爱好运动的、强健的男人。
Maybe I could get in a few push-ups before you came over. 也许在你过来之前， 我会练习几个俯卧撑。
I-- [Clears Throat] What about your fiance? 我…[清嗓子]你未婚夫怎么办？
If you don't invite him, I won't. 如果你不邀请他，我也不会。
- Any leads? - It's an inside job. No question about it. - 找到啥没？ - 这是内盗，毫无疑问。
- That's not what the cops say. - They're wrong. It's inside. I can tell. - 警察可不是这么说的。 - 他们错了。是内盗，我可以肯定。
- Are the Giants playing this afternoon? - Yeah. - “巨人队【纽约】”今天下午有比赛吗？ - 有。
They're playing the Cardinals in St. Louis. 他们和“红雀队”比，在圣路易打客场。
Call my bookmaker Frankie. I want to get a bet down. Hundred bucks on the Giants. 快给我的投注人弗兰基打电话， 我想下注，押一百块赌“巨人队”。
- On the Giants to win. - To win, naturally! - 赌“巨人队”赢？ - 赌赢，当然！
What do you think, to place? 你以为呢，赌名次？
Mr. Magruder? Oh, tilt. 麦格鲁德？噢，没看见。
- Anything on the Kensington situation? - It's an inside job. - 肯辛顿那边发现什么没有？ - 是内部人干的。
- I bet my life on it. - You bet your life on the Giants, too, and they're in sixth place. - 我可以把我的性命押上。 - 你也把你的性命押在了“巨人队”上，现在他们排第六。
Can we talk without the warden being here? 我们谈话时可不可以没有看守在场？
Please, Miss Fitzgerald is a part of this company now. 别这样，菲茨杰拉德小姐 现在是这个公司的一员了。
We must all learn to work together in harmony. 我们都必须学会和谐共处，一起工作。
What makes you so positive it's an inside job? 什么使你那么肯定这是一起内盗？
It couldn't be that smooth unless it was inside. 否则的话不可能干得这么干净利落。
Miss Fitzgerald is suggesting, given the magnitude of the loss, 菲茨杰拉德小姐建议， 鉴于这起案子的巨大损失，
that we expand our investigation. 我们应该扩大调查。
- Meaning what? - I appreciate the value of intuition to a point. - 意思是？ - 听着，我欣赏你对每一件事物的直觉。
But we're moving into a decade of scientific innovation. 但是我们现在已经进入了 充满科技革新的新的十年。
Miss Fitzgerald has suggested that perhaps we might get you a little help... 菲茨杰拉德建议也许我们可以 给你一点小的帮助，
by farming out part of the work to an outside private detective agency. 把部分工作分给公司外的 私人侦探事务所去办。
- What? - To help you-- test the waters-- - 什么？ - 这是帮你，探一下深浅，
see if a new approach and fresh techniques make a difference. 看看新方法和新技术是否能改变点什么。
Don't feel threatened immediately. 别那么快就感到受到威胁了。
According to you, I'm only threatened by women with high I.Q.s. 嘿，按照你的说法，我只会感到 来自于高智商女人的威胁。
Did you hire a female detective? 你是不是雇了个女侦探？
North Coast has got to get with the progress of the marketplace. “北岸公司”必须随着市场与时俱进。
There's a lot of money at stake here. 听着，这里牵涉到巨额的损失。
The more time passes, the colder the trail grows. You know that. 时间拖得越长，就越不容易破案， 这你非常清楚。
So if the Coopersmith Private Detective Agency makes a contribution, then fine. 因此，如果“库珀史密斯私人侦探所” 能做点什么的话，那非常好。
If not, we're only out a few bucks. 如果不能，我们也仅仅损失了一点钱而已。
The Coopersmiths? Those guys are like Fric and Frac. “库珀史密斯”兄弟？那俩家伙就像 弗里克和弗拉克这一对连体活宝，
- They're sub-mental. - We are moving into a new decade, the 1940s. - 他们是低能儿。 - 我们已经进入了新的十年，这是40年代了。
That means things are different. 也就是说该换换脑筋了。
Do me a favor. Max Baer's looking for sparring partners. 嘿，你能不能先歇一会儿。 马克斯·拜尔【著名拳手】正缺陪练呢，
Why don't you go down to the gym? 你为什么不直接奔拳击馆去？
You're the only person I've received this kind of bitter resistance from. 你看你是唯一一个像这样 强烈抵制我改革的人。
You're a dinosaur with your street ways and disorganized hunt-and-peck methods. 实话跟你说，你是个活化石，用你的 杂乱无序的、东一榔头西一棒棰的街头小技办案。
Please. My father always stressed harmony. 别这样，我父亲一再强调和谐的重要性。
I gotta go. I'm working on a case. 嘿，我得走了，我还有案子要办。
I'll call you. We'll have lunch. I know a restaurant you'll love-- Gestapo food. 我会给你打电话，约你吃个午饭。我知道家 很棒的餐馆，你一定喜欢——盖世太保食物。
Watchouttforthhettrahfhfhic. 出门多瞅着点路，
Don't get hit by a bus, your body mangled beyond recognition. 小心别被巴士撞了， 碾得你血肉模糊难以辨认。
I ain't heard a word about any job. 我可没听说有什么活儿。
Nobody tried to fence anything or do any braggin'. 没听说有人想销赃，也没人夸口。
Charlie, you gotta help me with this. Keep your ears open. 查理，这次你一定得帮帮我，真的。 把你耳朵竖直一点。
Anything you hear, I gotta know. It's very important, okay? 你听到任何事情，都必须告诉我。 这对我非常重要，明白吗？
Fifty? You must be desperate. 五十块啊？你一定急得要命。
You know where to reach me. Keep eating the carrots. I think they're workin'. 你知道怎么找我，有你的好。 我想你不会让我失望的。
I think Joe said they're all gone up there, Mr. Briggs. 我想乔说他们都去那里了， 布里格斯先生。
I'm just gonna check something out. I'll be down in five minutes. 我只是要查点什么， 五分钟后就下来。
[Door Opens] [开门声]
You startled me. I was working late. 你吓我一跳，我工作晚了。
Oh, 'cause Eddie said he didn't think anybody was up here. 噢，你看，艾迪说没人在这上面。
Well, I'm here. [Chuckles] Obviously I'm here. 呃，我在这儿。[吃笑声]显然我在这儿。
- What are you so nervous-- - I'm not nervous. - 为什么你那么紧张？ - 我没紧张。
Why would I be nervous? Working up here alone, I didn't expect to see you. 我为什么要紧张？一个人在这干活， 没想到会碰见你。
Don't you work late all the time? That's what they tell me. 你总是工作到这么晚吗？ 他们是这么说的。
What is this, 20 questions? You scared me. 怎么，你想盘问我？ 你吓到我了。
I'm working up here alone. I'm filling out some reports. 我一个人在这儿工作， 我有几份报告要写完。
What are you gonna do, ask Magruder to take out all the water coolers? 你想干什么？想让麦格鲁德 搬走所有的饮水机？
Why don't you make your wisecracks somewhere else? I'm busy. 还是把你的俏皮话说给别人听吧， 我正忙着。
I'm outta here. You know, I-I-- Don't work too late, 我这就走。你知道，我…我… 别干得太晚了，
'cause the bags under your eyes are getting bigger. 因为你的眼袋越来越肿了。
Have a good evening, and if you find you're going to have a sudden coronary thrombosis, 好的，也祝你晚安。要是你觉得 你快突发冠状动脉症了，
you should probably drive directly to the hospital. 最好赶紧直接去医院。
[Magruder] You were right. We shouldn't fool around at the office. 你说的没错，我们不应该 在办公室里偷偷摸摸。
- He gives me the willies. - He's a harmless sort. - 天哪，他让我心惊肉跳。 - 不，他没什么害处。
[Keys Jingling] [钥匙叮当声]
- Hey. How'd you get in? - It wasn't very hard. - 嘿，你怎么进来的？ - 并不太难。
Really? What'd you do, have your father buy the building? 真的吗？你干了什么？ 让你父亲买下了这座大楼？
A small tip to the super was all it took. 给看门的一点小费就可以搞定。
For you maybe. I give the super a small tip, he spits on my shoes. 对你来说也许可行。要是我给看门的一点小费， 他会往我鞋上吐唾沫【帮我擦鞋】。
I brought some very expensive Russian vodka, 120 proof. 我带了瓶非常贵的俄国伏特加，60度的。
Don't drop that, you know. You're liable to blow up the building. 小心别掉了，你知道， 你会烧掉整座大楼的。
I got bored waiting. There's nothing to read but detective magazines and the racing form. 我等得厌烦死了，没什么可看的， 除了这些侦探杂志和赛马简报。
I got a deck of playing cards with naked women on them. You could've, you know-- 我还有副扑克牌，上面印着裸女。 你可以…你知道……
Let me guess. You use it to play solitaire. 让我猜一下，你用它来玩单人游戏【自慰】。
I used to date the six of spades. 我和里面的黑桃六约会过。
I love where you live. 我喜欢你住的地方，
It's just what I thought it would be-- a grimy little rathole. 和我想象的一模一样—— 一个肮脏狭小的耗子洞。
Oh, thank you. I'll tell my decorator you said that. 噢，谢谢。我会对我的装饰工 转述你的话的。
It's the effect we were going for. 我们要的不正是这种效果吗？
You dying to see my, uh, strawberry mark? 你急着想看我的草莓状红胎记了吧？
If it's in the same spot it was this afternoon, I'd like to check it out. 呃，如果它和今天下午那个 是同一块的话，我倒想看看。
This is truly a novelty for me. 这真的对我来说很新奇。
I'm used to penthouses and yachts-- 我是说我习惯于顶层公寓和游艇，
gorgeous European lovers who buy me presents and sweep me off my feet. 我爽快的欧洲情人给我买 各式礼物，对我大献殷情。
And yet, somehow, I find it strangely exciting standing here... 但是不知怎的，我感到有种 奇异的兴奋，站在…
in a grungy hovel with a myopic insurance clerk. 这样一间蹩脚的小杂屋里， 和一个近视的保险公司的小职员在一起。
I know there's a compliment in there. I just don't know where it is. 我知道你的话里有恭维的意思， 只是我说不准究竟在哪儿。
You gonna take that coat off? 你能把外套脱了吗？
It hasn't rained in this apartment in 20 years. 因为你瞧，这间屋子里 已经有20年没下过雨了。
Oh, well. [Clears Throat] 噢，乖乖。[清嗓子]
What do you think? 你觉得怎样？
If I happen to pass away while we're doing anything, 要是我们在做什么事情的时候， 我一下子过去了的话，
just have the embalmer leave the smile on my face. 一定要让我的遗体整容师 把我的微笑保留在脸上。
- [Phone Ringing] - Perfect timing. - [电话铃声] - 来得真是时候！
I'll slip into something a little more comfortable, wait for you in bed. 我想穿点什么更舒适的东西， 然后上床等你。
More comfortable than that? What are you going to put on, Jergens lotion? 比什么都不穿还舒适吗？你想穿什么呢？ “杰庚斯润肤液”？
- Hello? - [Magician] Constantinople. - 哈喽？ - 君士坦丁堡。
You are in the power of the Jade Scorpion. 你现在受到玉蝎子魔力的控制。
You will proceed to the Dillworth mansion. 你将前往迪尔沃斯的宅邸。
You will enter and open the safe. 你将进入大楼打开保险箱。
Have you ever heard of an Indian book called the Kama Sutra? 你有没有听说过有本印度的书 名叫《性爱宝典》？
I'm sorry, Laura, but we're going to have to postpone our little rendezvous. 非常抱歉，劳拉，我们不得不 推迟我们小小的幽会。
- Pardon me? - I just recalled a previous engagement. - 你说什么？ - 我才想起有件已经安排好的事。
I hope you don't mind. The doorman will get you a taxi. 我希望你别介意。 门房会替你叫辆出租车。
- I had a wonderful evening. Thank you very much. - You are jokin', of course. - 我过了个奇妙的夜晚。非常感谢！ - 你这显然是在开玩笑！
I'll turn around and you can get dressed, and please try and hurry. 我会转过身去，你可以穿上衣服， 不过请你快一点。
- I'm rather pressed for time. - Have you got a loose screw? - 我时间很紧。 - 你是不是那玩意儿怂了？
Tonight was very meaningful to me. Really. 今晚对我非常有意义，真的。
I'll always think of it in a very cherished way. 我会一直回味的， 以一种非常珍惜的方式。
If you're in the neighborhood again, drop in. 如果你有机会再来附近，顺便进来。
What's come over you? 你究竟发生什么事了？
Should you want any peanuts to snack on on the way home, 要是在你回家的路上想吃点零嘴， 我这儿有花生，
I think I have a whole dish of them in the other room. 我想我有一大盘花生在另一间屋子里。
You hate women, don't you? 你厌恶女性，对不对？
Not at all. Actually, they're a splendid gender. 完全不对！实际上我认为 她们的性别太绝妙了。
Really. A very pleasant variation. 真的，一个非常令人愉悦的变种。
I should have known. I should have known. 我早该知道，我早该知道！
A mousy little clerk like you, just chasing your entire life after criminals. 象你这样一个胆小如鼠的小职员， 成天就知道追捕罪犯。
- I should have known. - No, Laura, don't be cross. - 我早该知道！ - 别这样，劳拉，别生我气。
Do drop in again in the springtime. The oleander will be in bloom. 到春天来临时一定要再过来啊， 那时夹竹桃都盛开了。
I'm going! I'm getting out! 我走了！我出去了！
I'm not used to getting kicked out of a man's bed, but it could have been worse. 我可不习惯被一个男人踢下床， 但是还有比这更糟的。
You're very sick, you know? 你让人恶心，你知道吗？
Thanking you in advance for understanding, Laura. 谢谢你能理解我，劳拉。
God bless you. You have a splendidly shaped buttocks. 上帝保佑你。 你屁股的形状非常完美。
- Mamma mia. - God bless you, Laura. - 丢你个老母！ - 上帝保佑你，劳拉。
I can't believe it. It's identical. 难以置信，方式完全相同！
You think somebody from the Kensington household came over and pulled this one too? 你认为这也是肯辛顿家里的 某个人跑过来作的案？
We did the security here. We made the place foolproof. 这里的安全设施是我们布置的， 你知道，我们把这儿整得固若金汤。
Somebody's a step ahead of ya. 有人抢先一步于你了。
I want to speak to the Dillworths. I want to question them. 我想和迪尔沃斯夫妇谈谈， 我要问他们些问题。
The Coopersmith detectives have been grilling them all morning. 侦探库珀史密斯兄弟已经 盘问他们一个上午了。
Geez. You mean-- I can't believe it. 天呐，你是说…难以置信！
She convinced Magruder to put the Coopersmiths on. 她还是说服麦格鲁德 让库珀史密斯兄弟参与进来了。
We need all the help we can get on this case. 在这件案子上我们需要尽可能的帮助。
What's happenin', fellas? You want to talk to me? 怎么回事，伙计们？ 你们想和我谈谈吗？
Hey, C.W. We're in on this one now. 嘿，C.W.，现在我们也加入了。
Yeah? Well, this is my case, just so you're clear on that. 是吗？听着，这是我的案子， 所以这一点你们要搞清楚。
Will you listen to him? Like we horned in. 你愿意听他扯淡吗？ 像是我们硬要挤进来似的。
- Hey, they called us. - That was their first mistake. - 嘿，是他们招呼我们的。 - 那是他们的第一个错误。
Maybe they think you're slippin'. 也许他们认为你越来越不行了。
- You know my brother Joe? - The one that died at birth? - 你认识我弟弟乔吗？ - 是在出生时死掉的那个吗？
I hear you're havin' a little trouble. 我听说你有点小麻烦了，C.W.。
- So you guys get any clues? - A few. - 那么你们俩找到啥线索没？ - 有一些。
Yeah? What? Wanna share them with me? 是吗？什么？愿意和我分享一下吗？
I'll let you know if they're real clues or if you found your own laundry list. 我会让你们知道它们是否真的是有用的线索， 还是你们找到的是你们自己的洗衣单。
We'd like to make this collar. It'd mean a long-term deal with North Coast. 我们一定会逮到罪犯，C.W.，这也意味着 我们会和“北岸公司”长期合作。
I hear they're makin' some changes up there. 我听说那儿正有些调整。
Fellas, I'm gonna make this bust, 伙计们，我会侦破这个案子，
then you guys are gonna be back at your old jobs tracking down lost poodles. 然后你们俩就可以重操旧业， 去追踪那些报失的卷毛狗了。
We had to laugh when we heard you thought the Kensington heist was an inside job. 我不知道。你知道，当我们听说你认为肯辛顿 的盗窃是内部人干的时，我们不禁哑然失笑。
I can see already we're gonna be trippin' all over each other. 你知道，我早就意料到， 在这件案子里我们会相互使绊子。
- One of us is gonna fall down. - We don't plan on fallin'. - 我们之中的一方，会跌得很惨。 - 我们可没准备跌倒。
You're in over your heads-- all four of'em. 是吗？你们的头里乱似一锅粥—— 所有四个头里都是。
This is a very smart burglar. 这是个非常聪明的盗贼。
You guys have trouble figuring out who did it when you get a confession. 即使有人承认是他干的，你们俩仍然会 想不明白他是怎么干的。
I'll tell you what we figure. 我来告诉你我们是怎么想的吧。
We're looking for a tall man, heavyset, athletic, about 30 years old. 我们要找一个高个儿男人， 体格魁梧，爱好运动，约三十岁左右。
Belly button in or out? 肚脐眼是凸的还是凹的？
[Coopersmith] Now, if he's short at that weight, he's fat-- 如果他是个矮个儿有那样的体重， 那他就是个胖子——
too fat to squeeze through the kitchen window. 太胖了根本不可能从厨房窗子挤进去。
Wanna show him the big clue? 要不要给他看看那重要线索？
What's the big clue? The guy leave behind his birth certificate? 什么重要线索？那家伙把他的 出生证拉在这儿啦？
Show him. 给他看看。
No one in this house was ever to Rocky's Bar. 这所房子里没有人去过“洛基酒吧”。
Hey-- I've been to Rocky's Bar. 嘿，我去过“洛基酒吧”。
You got a matchbook. Big deal. Six million people eat at Rocky's Bar. 你找到个纸板火柴，太棒了。 六百万人去“洛基酒吧”用过餐。
We're gonna nail this guy. 我们会逮到这个家伙的。
The important thing is that you don't think of us as competition. 问题的关键是你不把我们 当成你的竞争对手。
Don't worry. I don't. 别担心，我不会当的。
What are you so upset about? We'll get the guy. 你为什么这么心烦？ 我们会抓住那家伙的。
Can you believe she talked Magruder into hiring these two jerks? 你能相信她说服了麦格鲁德 雇了那两个混球吗？
You've been moping around all day. 你看，你已经闷闷不乐一整天了。
It's not like you. What's goin' on? 这可不象你啊。出什么事了？
- Al, I got a confession to make. - What? - 艾尔，我得向你坦白件事。 - 什么？
I woke up this morning. I found this on the floor in my apartment. 今天早上我醒来， 在我公寓的地板上发现了这个。
- Yeah, so? - I have no memory of being with anybody last night. - 是吗，那又怎样？ - 可我一点也不记得昨晚和谁在一起了。
Come on. How many times has that happened to everybody? 噢，得了，布里格斯。 我们当中有谁没有过这样的经历呢？
You pick up a broad. You knock off a bottle of booze. You're in the sack. 你找个女人，你喝得烂醉，你上床睡觉。
- So you didn't remember. - There was also an empty bottle of vodka on the floor. - 所以你不记得了。 - 地板上还有个空的伏特加酒瓶。
- I don't drink vodka. - All the more reason you blacked out. - 我从不喝伏特加的。 - 这更说明你为什么全然不知了。
Vodka does funny things to a person. Believe me. 伏特加会对人产生 意料不到的效果，相信我。
I've gotten up with some pretty strange-looking heads under my arm. 有一次我醒过来发现我胳膊下 搂着两个长相非常奇怪的人。
I can't figure it out. There's something wrong. I came back here. 不，我想不通。有什么东西不对劲。 我来过这里。
[C.W.'s Voice] I wanted to check something in my office. 我想去我办公室查点东西。
That I remember clearly. 这我记得很清楚。
This was about 9:00. 那大约是九点钟。
Hey, wait a minute. I ran into-- Wait a minute. 嘿，等等。我碰到了…等一下。
- What are you thinkin'? - Of course. - 你在想什么？ - 当然了。
No wonder I thought it was an inside job. 怪不得我认为是内贼干的。
But not inside with the Dillworths or the Kensingtons. 但不是迪尔沃斯或肯辛顿家的内贼。
- It's inside our company. - What? - 是我们公司的内贼。 - 什么？
It's so obvious. Why didn't I see it right away? 再明显不过了！ 我为什么没当场想到这一点？
Are you kiddin'? Who? Mize, Bond and me. 你开玩笑吧？是谁？ 迈兹、邦德、还是我？
We're the only ones who have access to your security setups. 我们是唯一几个接触过 你装的那些安全设施的人。
Yeah, and what if somebody else was given access? 不错，要是还有其他人 也有权接触它们呢？
What if someone we don't know as well... 要是某个我们都不太相识的人，
because she hasn't worked here as long as we've been here? 因为她不象我们，一直在这儿工作？
- Fitzgerald? - Why not? - 菲茨杰拉德？ - 为什么不？
Why not? My God. We've had female jewel thieves before. 为什么不？我的天哪！ 你知道，我们以前也抓到过女珠宝窃贼。
She's always saying she can do anything a man can do. 你知道，她老是说 男人能办到的事她也能办到。
I don't think she meant stealing. 我不认为她指的是偷窃。
What do we know about her? Nothing. 你了解她什么？什么都不了解。
You know, she has expensive tastes. She wears good jewelry. 你知道，她有很好的品味， 她自己有很贵重的珠宝。
- I gotta get into her office. - Don't. - 我必须到她办公室看看。 - 别这样。
- I must-- - If you get caught, she'll kill you. - 我必须…… - 如果你被抓到，她会杀了你。
She'll take a gun and shoot you. She goes duck hunting. 她会拿出把枪来毙了你， 你知道，她经常去猎野鸭的。
But it makes all the sense in the world. She's here late every night. 但这样一来一切都解释得通了： 她每晚都在这儿呆得很晚。
She has the files-- We've given her the files. 她可以查档案—— 我们给了她档案。
She knows all the security information. I gotta go through her place. 她知道所有与安全有关的信息。 我一定要检查一下她的办公室。
Don't rifle her desk. You're gonna get caught. 别去翻她的办公桌，布里格斯， 你会被逮到的。
- Uh-- - What are you doing? - 呃…… - 你在干嘛？
- Me? No, I was-- - You're going through my desk. - 我？不，我在…… - 你在搜查我的办公桌。
[Stammering] I beg your complete pardon. [结巴]我…我…我请你彻底原谅。
You're all red. You were snooping through my papers. 你脸涨得通红。 你在偷看我的文件。
You know, only a suspicious, paranoid mind would say something like that. 你知道，只有多疑的、有妄想症的头脑 才会说出那样的话。
I doubt very much whether Amish people... 我很怀疑，你知道，连“安曼教派”或…
or Quakers would come to that conclusion. “贵格教派”的人都不会说出那样的话。
You wormy little ferret. 你个蠕虫般【卑鄙】的小臭鼬【侦探】。
Now you're mixing metaphors, so you're upset. 你看你把比喻用混了， 这说明你很紧张。
- I know why you're snooping through my office. - I wasn't snooping. - 我知道你为什么来偷窥我办公室。 - 我没在偷窥。
You're looking for the report by the Coopersmith Agency. 你是在找“库珀史密斯侦探所”的报告。
- You hired them to give me a hard time. - What? - 嘿，是你雇的他们好为难我。 - 什么？
That's right. Now it's too many cooks, and we're getting all over each other. 没错。现在厨房里大师傅太多， 我们吵得不可开交。
These guys have made more progress in a few hours than you have in two days. 对这个案子他们俩在一个钟头内 取得的进展，比你在两天里的都多。
Were you crying? Your mascara-- 嘿，你哭过吗？你的睫毛油怎么……
Don't try to tap-dance your way out of getting caught searching my desk. 别打岔！别以为你搜了我的书桌， 跳着踢踏舞就可以离开而不被逮到。
I wasn't searching. I was rummag-- Can a colleague not rummage? 我没搜，我是在翻找…… 作为同事我不可以翻找一下吗？
Get out. If I ever catch you going through my stuff again-- 出去！出去！要是你再被我逮到 你搜我的东西……
- What are you afraid I'll find? - You couldn't find your nose if I turned the lights out. - 你担心什么会被我找到？ - 我把灯一关，你连你的鼻子都找不到了。
Watch out, 'cause I'm onto you. I know what you are. I know what you're about. 嘿，你小心了，因为我盯上你了。 我知道你是什么人，我知道你为什么来这儿。
This is silly. We should both calm down. 你看，这真的有点愚蠢。 我们两个都应该冷静一下。
I just had lunch, and you're liable to overtax your heart and have a massive stroke, 我才吃了午饭，你么很可能因 心脏负担过重而爆发大面积心肌梗死，
killing you instantly or paralyzing half your body. 让你一命呜呼，或者半身不遂。
Have a nice day. 祝你愉快。
- I gotta get into her apartment. - You're askin' for trouble. - 我必须到她住处去看一下。 - 你这是在自找麻烦。
- She hit the ceiling when she caught me before. - Can you blame her? - 她刚才抓住我时暴跳如雷。 - 你能怪她吗？
'Cause she's guilty. Look behind her eyes. She's a bad broad. 因为她是个罪犯。 瞧她眼睛背后，她是个坏女人。
- She's got pretty eyes. - I said look behind, behind the eyes. - 她有双漂亮的眼睛。 - 我是说后面，瞧她眼睛后面。
There's something wrong-- The minute I met this broad, I sensed there was trouble. 有什么东西不对劲… 我遇见这个女人的那一刻，就觉得有麻烦了。
She says the same thing about you. 她也是这样说你的。
If you two were prizefighters, we could get a million-dollar gate. 你知道，要是你们俩来场职业拳击对垒， 我们可以赚个百万门票。
- I gotta get into her place. - Look, let me tell you something. - 艾尔，我必须进入她的住处。 - 听着，我来给你明明理，
Being an investigator doesn't put you above the law. 成为一名侦探， 并不能使你凌驾于法律之上。
She catches you, she's gonna have you locked up. 要是她抓住了你， 她会把你关入大牢的。
Has that ever stopped me before? 这以前阻止过我吗？
- She's going out tonight. - How do you know? - 她今晚外出。 - 你怎么知道？
'Cause I went through her desk. I know her appointments. 因为我翻了她的书桌， 我知道她的安排。
She's meeting her sister tonight for dinner at a restaurant. 她今晚约了她姐姐去一家餐馆吃晚饭。
I thought she said her sister was an invalid in Detroit. 慢着，我好像听她说过 她姐姐住在底特律，是个残疾人。
That's what I'm tellin' ya. Nothing she says ever checks out. 这就是我想对你说的， 她说话永远没个准。
Yeah, well, you know, you can't break into her apartment. It's unethical. 那么好，你知道，你不能破门而入她的房间， C.W.，这有违职业道德。
I'm not gonna break in. I got the key. 我才不破门而入呢，我有钥匙。
- How did you manage that? - I stole it from her purse. - 这你怎么搞到的？ - 我从她手袋里偷的。
She's gonna know something's up when it's missing, right? 要是有什么东西不见了， 她一定会注意到的，不是吗？
She'll never know. I made a duplicate. I put the original back. 她永远不会注意到。我复制了一把， 然后把原件放回了手袋。
My God. You know, you've got a touch of larceny in you. 天哪！你知道，在你身上 很有些小偷的格调了。
You would have made one heck of a thief. 你会沦为江洋大盗的。
It takes one to catch one. Don't forget that. 嘿，扮成贼才能逮到贼。 请你牢记这一点。
- I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah, see ya around. - 我们明天见。 - 好吧，明儿见。
[Door Opens] [开门声]
[Door Closes] [关门声]
- Can I take your coat, honey? - I'll get it. - 我来帮你脱掉外套吗，亲爱的？ - 我自己来。
Okay, what did you want to tell me? 好了，你想告诉我什么呢？
No drink? 不想喝点什么吗？
We've had enough drinks. How much alcohol do you need to be completely honest? 我们已经喝得够多的了。 你需要多少酒精才能完全诚实呢？
- You're not making this very easy. - Why should I make it easy? - 你这样并没有把大事化小。 - 为什么我要把大事化小？
Because we care about each other. 因为我们互相在乎对方。
Before it was you loved me. Now it's that you care for me? 原先是你爱我，现在成了你在乎我？
- Just sit down. - I'm not gonna faint. I've been dumped before. - 贝蒂·安，坐下来好吗？ - 我不会晕过去的，以前我也被人甩过。
I wish you wouldn't say things like that. 我希望你别说那样的话。
You rushed me out of that restaurant to talk... 你性急慌忙地把我 拉出那家餐馆说有话要谈，
because you were afraid I was going to make a scene or pass out. 那是因为你害怕我会和你 大吵大闹或当众晕倒。
You are a highly volatile woman. 你是个性情多变的女人。
Am I? Most men complain I'm cool as ice. 是吗？大多数男人抱怨我冷若冰霜。
- You know I care about you. - You said that. Get to the point. - 你看，你知道我在乎你。 - 你说过了。别兜圈子了。
- It's not that I don't want to leave Caroline-- - But in the end, you're not. - 并不是说我不想离开卡罗琳…… - 但是你不离开，结果是你不离开。
I've tried to work up the courage a hundred times. 我已经试过一百次了，想鼓起勇气。
All those promises? Those stories about how miserable you were at home? 所有那些承诺？ 那些故事，说你在家里有多么惨？
- You're making this into a nightmare. - Isn't it? It is for me. - 天哪，你正把这变成一场噩梦。 - 是吗？对我是噩梦。
- Try to understand. We can still be friends. - Oh! - 你看，试着理解我吧，我们仍然可以是朋友。 - 噢！
- We can even continue to sleep together. - Are you nuts? - 我们甚至可以继续一起过夜。 - 你疯了吗？
I only got involved in this because you told me your marriage was on its last legs. 我牵扯进这件事只是因为你跟我说 你们的婚姻已经摇摇欲坠。
When you say it like that, it sounds like I've deceived you. 你这样说听起来像是我欺骗了你。
- Haven't you? - I didn't mean to. - 你没有吗？ - 我不是有意要这样。
I respect you too much. 我…我尊敬你，非常尊敬你。
Oh, my God. How did we go from love to you care for me to you respect me? 噢，上帝啊！我们怎么会从“你爱我” 变成“你在乎我”再到“你尊敬我”？
Next thing you'll be buying me a prayer shawl. 接下来你会给我买一条 【犹太人】晨祷用的披巾了吧。
- Betty Ann-- - Leave me alone, okay? Please. - 贝蒂·安…… - 让我一个人呆会儿，行吗？拜托！
- Betty-- - Just go-- I'll be fine. Leave me alone. - 贝蒂…… - 你走吧…我没事。让我一个人呆会儿。
- Honey, listen-- - Leave me alone! - 亲爱的，听着…… - 别来烦我了！
I hope you decide to stay on at North Coast. 我希望你会决定留在“北岸公司”。
You're really helping to turn our company around. 你真的在帮助我们改变公司的面貌。
I guess we won't be having that honeymoon in Positano, huh? 我想我们不会再去 波西塔诺【意大利】度蜜月了，哈？
I feel like such a jerk! 噢，我觉得自己像个混蛋！
You shouldn't. It's my fault. I got into this against my better judgment. 得了吧，这都是我的错。 我稀里糊涂才卷了进去。
- Honey-- - Just go. - 亲爱的…… - 你走吧！
[Door Opens, Closes] [开门，关门]
[Exhales] [叹息]
Good-bye, Chris. Good-bye, New York. 再见，克里斯！再见，纽约！
Miss Fitzgerald! God! What are you doing? 菲茨杰拉德小姐！ 天哪！你这是干什么？
- What are you doing here? - What do you mean, what am I doing here? - 你在这里干什么？ - 你…你什么意思，我在这里干什么？
- What are you doing here? - I happened to be passing through. - 你在这里干什么？ - 我恰巧路过。
- You what? - I'm-- What do you-- I was-- I'm-- - 你什么？！ - 我在…你以为…我刚才…我在……
- I'm hiding behind your screen. - Behind what? - 我躲在你的屏风后面。 - 在什么后面？
You have this nice Japanese screen. I was hiding behind it. 你有个很漂亮的日本式屏风， 我就躲在它后面。
How did you get in? How long have you been here? 你怎么进来的？ 你在这儿呆多久了？
I-- What time-- I've been here quite a while, actually. 我…现在是…实际上， 我在这儿很有一会儿了。
- You broke into my apartment? - I didn't break in. - 你破门而入闯进我的公寓？ - 我没破门而入。
- How did you get in? - You really want to know? - 那你怎么进来的？ - 你真的想知道？
- How did you get in here? - I made a duplicate of your key. - 你怎么进到屋里来的？ - 我…我复制了一把你的钥匙。
- You what? - Which you can have for no extra charge. - 你什么？！ - 我可以送你，不额外收你钱。
It's good to have two keys, 'cause an emergency happens once in a while. 有两把钥匙其实很好， 因为时不时地会发生紧急情况。
- Why did you do this to me? - What? Why? - 你为什么对我这样做？ - 什么？“为什么”？
Because I'm convinced somebody up at North Coast... 因为我…我确信“北岸公司”内的某个人…
is responsible for the jewel robbery. 与珍宝盗窃案有关。
- Who, me? - Well, you're a prime suspect, yes. - 谁？我？ - 嗯，你是主要嫌疑人，是的。
- Based on what? - Based on the fact that I know everybody else better than you. - 凭什么？ - 就凭我很了解其他人而不太了解你这一事实。
- You have access to all the data. - So? So do you. - 还有你接触过所有那些信息。 - 那又怎样？你也接触过。
But you were so nervous the other night when I caught you up there. 但是那天晚上你那么紧张， 当我在那儿碰到你的时候。
I came up, and you were acting so strange. 我走近你，你的举止那么古怪。
You have a Rocky's matchbook. I saw you put it in your-- 你还有一块“洛基酒吧”的纸版火柴。 我看见你把它放进兜里…
Remember we had a drink at Rocky's Bar? It didn't go too well. 还记得我们在“洛基酒吧”一起喝过吗？ 搞得不太愉快的那次。
So you broke into my apartment illegally and spied on me? 所以你就非法闯入我的公寓来监视我？
I wasn't spying. What's wrong with you? I was rummaging. 我没监视。你怎么回事？ 我是在翻找。
- I'm a big rummager. - You what? - 我是个翻找行家。 - 你是个什么？
I was rummaging in the afternoon. I saw "dinner with my sister." 今天下午我就翻找过， 我看见“和姐姐共进晚餐”。
All those sisters-- all those dinners-- Those were with Magruder, right? 所有那些姐妹们，所有那些晚餐们， 都是指和麦格鲁德在一起，对吗？
Oh, God! I'm mortified! 噢，天哪！我要死了！
Stop it. If it wasn't for me being here, they'd be scraping you up with a spoon. 别这样。要是没我在这儿， 人们正拿把勺子，把你从地上刮起来呢。
That's none of your business, you slimy little weasel. 这不关你的事， 你个令人作呕的小黄鼠狼。
And over a jerk like Magruder. 总比麦格鲁德那个混蛋要好。
He's not a jerk. He's wonderful. He's twice the man you are, you roach. 他不是混蛋，他很不错。 他一个顶你两个，你个蟑螂。
Don't you see? He gives you these stories so he can get into your pants. 你还不明白吗？他给你说那些故事， 是为了脱掉你的裤子。
- He's not gonna leave his wife. - You witnessed my humiliation. - 他不会离开他妻子的。 - 天哪，你看到了我受到的羞辱。
The only humiliating thing is how this guy takes advantage of a smart woman like you. 唯一称得上羞辱的是，那家伙是怎么占 像你这样的聪明女人的便宜的。
You're not fit to discuss Chris Magruder. 不，不，要讨论克里斯· 麦格鲁德，你还不配。
Look at this. She still loves the guy. I can't believe it. 瞧瞧，她还爱着那家伙。 简直无法相信。
Get out before I call the police and have you arrested for breaking and entering. 出去！你再不出去我要叫警察了， 以私闯民宅指控逮捕你。
I'm not letting you alone here tonight. Are you crazy? Look at you. 今晚我不会让你一个人在这儿的。 你疯了吗？看看你。
I'd ask if you had any friends, but I know the answer. 我本来想问问你有没有什么朋友， 但是不问我也知道。
- [Groans] - Give me this. Jesus. What-- - [叹息] - 把酒给我！天哪。怎么……
What-- [Groans] Great. 怎么…[叹息]太棒了。
- Are you okay? - [Sniffles] - 你还好吧？ - [抽鼻子]
- Hello? - Oh. - 喂？ - 噢。
[Sighs] Jesus. 噢，天哪。
- [Liquid Pouring] - What the hell are you doing here? - [倒水声] - 你他妈在这儿干嘛？
I'm making coffee. 我在煮咖啡。
Oh, God! It's all coming back to me now. 噢，上帝啊！ 我现在都想起来了。
You came here last night because you thought I stole some jewels! 你昨晚来的这里， 因为你以为是我偷的珠宝！
This happens to be a very confusing case. 这碰巧是一起比较迷惑人的案子。
I'll say you're confused. Why didn't you go home to sleep? 不会是你自己迷糊了吧。 你为什么没回家睡觉？
- Are you kidding? And let you do something crazy? - Like what? - 你开玩笑？让你再做出什么疯狂举动？ - 比如说什么？
Like take a swan dive out the window. 比如说跨出窗户，来个小燕展翅。
How do you know I wouldn't take a swan dive with you here? 你怎么知道你在这儿 我就不会小燕展翅了？
- Because I watched over you. - You stayed up all night watching me? - 因为我看牢你了。 - 你一夜没睡看着我？
That's exactly right. Yes. 一点不错，是的。
And you snore like a grizzly bear with a sinus condition. 我还要跟你说你呼噜打得象个大灰熊， 像是鼻窦有毛病。
I had a bad moment last night. I'm fine now. 昨晚我情绪很糟，现在好了。
- You talk in your sleep. - You probably took notes, you suspicious little inchworm. - 你还说梦话。 - 你还记了笔记了吧，你个多疑的小尺蠖。
- Who's Rita? - Rita's the woman my ex-husband ran away with. - 谁是丽塔？ - 丽塔是拐跑我前夫的女人。
- Anything else? - You certainly know how to pick men. - 还有啥没？ - 嘿，我要说，你真的知道找什么样的男人。
Check your sex. There's not a lot to pick from. 看看你自己是雌是雄啊， 根本没什么好找的。
And you mentioned my name too. I thought you were awake. 你也提到了我的名字。 我…我还以为你醒了呢。
- You said that I should rot in hell. - I was probably awake. - 你说我应该烂在地狱里。 - 也许我是醒着。
I figured you were feeling better. 我以为你感觉好点了。
Now, if you'll go, I gotta be at work in 30 minutes, and don't gossip about what you saw. 现在你走吧，半小时后我要上班了。 看在上帝的份上，别信口胡言昨晚你见到的事。
Nobody's gonna gossip. I couldn't care less about your life. It means nothing to me. 嘿，没人会信口胡言，因为我才不关心 你过得怎样，明白？那对我毫无意义。
I couldn't stand you when I met you, and I can't stand you now. 第一眼见到你就受不了你， 现在还受不了你。
I find you obnoxious and pompous-- Do me a favor. 我觉得你是个令人讨厌的、夸夸其谈的…… 帮个忙好吗？
When you see me in the office-- do me a favor-- walk the other way, okay? 当你在办公室看见我—— 请你帮帮忙——绕着点走，行吗？
And if Magruder tells you he's gonna leave his wife, 还有，要是麦格鲁德跟你说 他准备离开他妻子了，
if I were you, I would keep my legs crossed. 如果我是你，我就把双腿夹牢。
Don't choke on your breakfast and die of asphyxiation. 吃早饭别噎着了，那会窒息而死的，
You'll wind up unable to dislodge a large piece of toast, no matter how hard you cough. 你会因一大块烤面包卡在喉头， 想咽咽不下去想咳咳不出来而挂掉的。
Mr. Magruder, you sent for-- 麦格鲁德先生，你让……
Oh. If you'll all open your hymnbooks to page 90-- 噢，请大家把赞美诗集翻倒第90页……
Sit down, C.W. We have a situation. 坐下，C.W.。我们有新情况。
Your brother looks good. The embalmer did nice work. 你弟弟看上去不错， 他的遗体整容师干得不赖。
I'll let the Coopersmiths bring you up to date. 我请库珀史密斯兄弟汇报下最新进展。
After careful search, using some of the most up-to-minute techniques, 经过仔细检查，并利用一些最新的技术，
we found some interesting clues. 我们找到了一些很有意思的线索。
Yeah? Leading to who, Eleanor Roosevelt? 是吗？指向谁，埃莉诺斯·罗斯福夫人？
We got a shoe print off the parapet at the Kensington place. 我们在肯辛顿家的 矮墙外面取到了一个鞋印。
So? 那又怎样？
An eight-and-a-half "C" Florsheim cordovan. 那是一只八号半“C”尺码、“富乐绅”牌的 哥多华【西班牙】皮鞋留下的。
Only worn by 20 million Americans. 两千万美国人穿这种鞋。
I mean, I wear an eight-and-a-half "C" cordovan Florsheim shoe. 我是说，我就穿八号半“C”尺码、 “富乐绅”牌的哥多华皮鞋。
For the money, you cannot get a better shoe. 噢对了，这种鞋真是物超所值。
We also found a couple of hairs. 我们还发现了两根头发。
One on the rug at the Kensington place, the other one actually inside the Dillworth safe. 一根在肯辛顿家的地毯上， 另一根是在迪尔沃斯的保险箱内。
They match. 它们是一个人的。
Forgive me if I'm not knocked out. 原谅我，我没有晕过去。
Oh, we don't mean just to each other. They match yours. 噢，我们的意思是不仅是一个人的， 它们就是你的。
Just like the eight-and-a-half "C" cordovans. 就像那八号半“C”的哥多华皮鞋。
Hey, fellas. I know you guys are angling for my job-- 嘿，伙计们，我知道你们俩 一直觊觎我的工作……
We also got a fingerprint off the matchbook. 我们还取下了纸版火柴上的指纹。
You got a fingerprint off a matchbook? 你们还取下了纸版火柴上的指纹啦？
The Coopersmith lab uses highly sensitive apparatus. 库珀史密斯的实验室 采用了高灵敏的仪器。
- You're not gonna tell me it's mine? - It is, C.W. - 你们不会说那也是我的吧？ - 就是，C.W.。
Well, so what? So I leave a footprint on the parapet, 是吗？那又怎样？ 可能我是在矮墙外留下过脚印，
or I inadvertently drop a matchbook. 或不经意间落下个纸版火柴。
The matchbook was found before you got over to the place. 纸版火柴是在你去那地方之前找到的。
You guys don't doubt my honesty, do you? 你们不会怀疑我的诚实性，对吧？
Let me tell you, I was a Boy Scout for three years. 因为我来告诉你们， 我以前当过三年的童子军。
I got a number of merit badges home, and my clergyman, 我家里有一大堆荣誉徽章， 领导我的牧师…
who happens right now to be wanted for pederasty, will vouch for me. 可以为我作证，可惜他现在因为 性骚扰男童而正被通缉。
Nobody's making any accusations. 没人指控你什么。
You do have some outstanding debt from expensive sports betting-- 但是你的确陷入了债务危机， 因为大笔下赌赛事——
baseball, the ponies. 棒球啦，跑马啦。
Are you guys investigating me? 嘿，你们在调查我？
C.W., I assure you, this is only an inquiry in-house at this time. C.W.，我向你保证， 目前这仅是内部的质询。
We don't want the police to know about it, and we're not looking for bad publicity. 我们不会让警察知道这些， 我们可不想毁了公众形象。
Miss Fitzgerald, what do you think? Say something. 菲茨杰拉德小姐，你有什么看法？ 说点什么啊！
You're a bright woman. You think I did it? 我是说，你是个聪明的女人， 你也以为是我干的？
Please, C.W., let's not have our daily bloodbath between you and Miss Fitzgerald. 拜托，C.W.，别又把它变成了 你和菲茨杰拉德小姐之间的日常肉搏。
- She's not an investigator. - But she's a very bright woman. She's got a lot of ideas. - 她不是侦探。 - 但她是个非常聪明的女人，她有许多想法的。
She was the one who brought these two mouth breathers in on this case. 是她把这两个大嘴巴扯进了这个案子。
It's nothin' personal. We're just building a case. 嘿，C.W.，这不是针对你个人， 我们是在侦破案件。
We all want to catch a jewel thief. I'm on your side. 是啊，但是…我们都想抓到珠宝窃贼， 我也在你们一边。
Fellas, I think we gotta get team jackets. 伙计们，我在考虑我们是否 统一置办个队服啥的。
I want a resume of every employee who works here messengered to my apartment. 罗茜，我想要份在此工作的 每一个雇员的简历，把它送到我住处。
Don't worry, C.W. We'll get to the bottom of this. 别担心，C.W.，我们会追查到底的。
Oh, Miss Fitzgerald, I wanted to meet with you later. 噢，菲茨杰拉德小姐， 晚些时候我要见你。
- About what, Mr. Magruder? - Our Paris account. - 什么事，麦格鲁德先生？ - 关于我们巴黎的帐户。
As I recall, that account is closed. 据我所知，那账户已经关了。
I have to see you later. Just to talk. 我必须见你，过些时候，就谈一谈。
I behaved like such a fool. Later, f-for a drink. Just for a drink. 我的行为象个傻瓜。 等会儿，去喝一杯，就喝一杯。
[Doorbell Ringing] [门铃声]
Oh. Well. 噢，乖乖！
Can I come in? 我可以进来吗？
Yeah, sure. I-I'm shocked. 可以啊，当然。我…我有点吃惊。
I-- The place is a little messy. 我…这地方有点小乱。
If I knew you were coming, I would have had the maid rearrange the dirt. 要是我知道你会过来， 我会让女仆把垃圾重新整理一下。
Are you alone? 你一个人吗？
Alone? Yeah. Of course. 一个人？当然是一个人。
I would have called, but I decided it was safer to talk to you in person. 本来应该打电话过来，但是我决定 还是和你面谈比较安全。
- What do you mean, "safer"? - I can't stay long. - 你什么意思，“比较安全”？ - 我不会呆很长时间。
Why? You gonna meet Magruder in Paris? 怎么？你要去巴黎会麦格鲁德？
That's none of your business. 嘿，那不关你的事。
Thanks for coming to my defense today in the office. It was really nice of you. 多谢你今天在办公室里 站出来替我说话，真是对我不错。
That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 这就是我要来找你谈话的原因。
The Coopersmith brothers had Laura Kensington in for questioning today. 库珀史密斯兄弟今天找劳拉问过话了。
She told them she was with you the night before last... 她跟他们说前天晚上她和你在一起，
and that you got a phone call in the middle of the night and began acting strangely... 还说你在半夜接到过个电话， 然后突然就表现得很奇怪，
and got rid of her because you had to go someplace at midnight? 把她赶了出去， 因为你要在深更半夜去某个地方。
Well, let me tell you, she's lying. 嗯，我来告诉你，她在撒谎。
- Why would she lie? - Wh-- Use your head. - 她为什么要撒谎？ - 为什…用你脑子想想，
Would I kick Laura Kensington out of my bed at midnight? 我会…我会在半夜三更 把劳拉·肯辛顿踢下我的床吗？
Even if the president needed me. 就算是总统叫我，我都不会去。
- Why are you lying to me? - Why did you come here with this crazy story? - 你为什么还对我撒谎？ - 你究竟来干什么，跟我讲这样不着边际的故事？
Because I should have spoken up at that meeting today. 因为我也应该在今天的那个会上说两句的，
Because while I think you're a mealy-mouthed little... 因为尽管我认为你是个油嘴滑舌的小…
- Reptile. - reptile-- thank you-- I don't think you're a jewel thief. - 爬虫【卑鄙奸诈之人】。 - 爬虫…谢谢…但是我不认为你会去偷珠宝。
- What makes you so positive? - It's too daring for you. - 为什么你这么肯定？ - 因为你没那么大胆子，
You're not romantic enough. It requires flair and imagination. 你不够那么浪漫。 那需要本领和想象。
My instinct's telling me you're not the one. 我的直觉告诉我你不是那样的人。
- I didn't think you had instincts. - I have them. - 你知道，我不认为你有什么直觉。 - 我有直觉。
I don't usually trust them, especially when it comes to sizing up men, 只是我通常不太相信自己的直觉， 尤其当我要评判男人时，
but this time I can feel it. 但这次我觉得我没错。
You're good at weaselly type things, like snooping and spying. 你喜欢干些鬼鬼祟祟的事情， 比如说窥探和监视啥的，
You're not man enough to be a cat burglar. 但你不至于男人得去做飞蟊贼。
- You sound like you're attracted to men who break the law. - We're not here to discuss me. - 你听起来像是很被那些无法无天的坏人所吸引。 - 我们在这儿不是讨论我。
We're here to talk about what Laura Kensington told the Coopersmiths. 我们是要谈劳拉·肯辛顿 告诉库珀史密斯兄弟的事。
Laura Kensington wasn't here. 劳拉·肯辛顿没来过。
She-- You're making-- Laura Kensington was not here. 她…你是在瞎… 劳拉·肯辛顿没来过。
She said she left her stocking here. 她说她把袜子忘在这儿了。
Hey, that could be anybody's. I don't know-- 嘿，那可以是任何人的， 我不知道……
A lot of women pass through this apartment. 你看，有很多女人出入这间屋子。
I'm not saying they're all winners, but there's a lot of action here. 我不是说她们都是优胜者， 但是这儿的确有不少活动。
I'm sure you're not overly particular. 我想你也没什么与众不同。
Look. What do you want from me? [Stammering] 你看，你想从我这儿得到什么？[结巴]
I happen to enjoy the proximity of a well- proportioned member of the opposite sex. 我碰巧比较欣赏 有身材匀称的异性成员陪伴左右，
That's how God created us, and why should I be the one to quibble with His concept? 那也是造物主创造我们的原因， 我为什么要违背他的旨意呢？
I came to tell you a case is building against you. Be honest with me! 我来这里是想告诉，你这个案子 对你越来越不利了。对我诚实一点！
- I'm honest. I'm honest. - Where did you get this stocking? - 我很诚实！我很诚实！ - 这只袜子是哪里来的？
It's some broad's. 是某个女人的。
The women that are here, they lose an earring, a stocking, I don't know. 你知道，女人来这里，她们落下个耳环， 忘掉只袜子，我不知道。
Laura Kensington says it's hers. She also says she tipped the super. 劳拉·肯辛顿说这是她的。 她还说她给了看门的小费，
He let her in here, and that story checks out. 他放她进来的， 这些说法都核实了。
- Whoever that is, I'm not here. - What? Wh-- - 不管是谁，都不要说我在这儿。 - 什么？怎么回……
- Who is it? - It's Herb and Joe Coopersmith. - 谁啊？ - 是赫伯和乔·库珀史密斯。
I don't want to be seen here! 我不想被他们看到我在这儿！
Why? What's the problem? What am I, a leper? 为什么啊？怎么回事？ 我是什么人，麻风病人？
You're under suspicion. I would have a lot of explaining to do. 你现在是嫌疑人，我会有口难辩的。
You know, I think you're still hooked on Magruder. 你知道吗？我猜是因为 你仍想和麦格鲁德好。
That's why you don't-- Go down the end of the hall. 这就是为什么你不想…… 走到过道尽头，
There's a bedroom. Shut the door. Go in the bedroom. 那儿是卧室。把门关上，到卧室里面去。
Can I sit down in there, or will I catch something? 我可以到那里面坐下吗？ 我不会染上什么病吧？
Germs can't live in your bloodstream. It's too cold. 细菌在你血管里活不了，因为太冷了。
[Herb] Let's go, C.W. Open up. 快点啊，C.W.，快开门。
Coming! 来了！
Hey, fellas. You sure you got the right apartment? 嘿，伙计们。 你们确定你们没走错门？
The traps with the cheese are in the basement. 放干酪的老鼠夹在地下室啊。
- Can we come in? - Now, wait a minute. - 我们能进来吗？ - 慢着，等等。
I got a chorus girl in the back room, and if I don't hurry up-- 我后面的房间里有个歌舞团的姑娘， 要是我不赶快……
Wouldn't be Laura Kensington, would it? 不会是劳拉·肯辛顿吧，是吗？
Laura Kensington? I don't know. 劳拉·肯辛顿？我不知道。
They all look the same upside down. I can never tell. 她们倒个个儿以后看起来都一样， 我区分不出来。
She says she was here the other night, 她说那天晚上她在这儿，
till you dumped her to go out on mysterious middle-of-the-night business. 直到你突然就把她甩了， 出去执行某项神秘的深夜任务。
Hey, would I dump Laura Kensington? I eat Wheaties. 嘿，我会把劳拉·肯辛顿甩了？ 我也吃“维蒂斯”麦片【正常人】。
Problem is, Eddie, the night guard from the North Coast building, says you, uh, 问题是，艾迪，那个“北岸”楼里的 夜班保安，说你，呃…
made some strange middle-of-the-night visits to your office... 在发生盗窃的那两个晚上， 都奇怪地在深夜…
both nights the robberies took place. 造访过你的办公室。
Fellas, I'd love to chat with you, but, you know, 伙计们，我很乐意和你们小谈片刻， 但是，你知道…
there's a nurse in the other room there, and-- 有个护士在那个房间里，所以……
I thought you said she was a chorus girl. 我想你刚才说她是个歌舞团的姑娘。
Who does a little nursing? Give me a break. 她也做点护理。饶了我吧。
Come on. We can discuss this tomorrow, can't we? 行了，我们可以明天早上 接着讨论，可以吗？
I don't know how you can still make love with this on your mind. 我不理解有这样的事情缠身， 你怎么还有心思做爱。
You know, you're facing a long jail sentence. 你知道，你面临的将是长期监禁。
That's exactly why I gotta get in all I can now. 这正是为什么现在 我得抓紧时间进去了啊。
Yeah? Well, we're gonna turn this over to the police tomorrow. 是吗？好吧，我们准备明天就报告警察。
You can see. There's a case developing that's pretty incriminating. 你等着瞧好了， 因这起案子会定你个大罪的。
This is circumstantial evidence. That's all you got. 都是间接证据，你们只有这些。
Many a man's gone to the gallows on circumstantial evidence. 许多人被间接证据送上了绞架。
Well, fellas, the gallows are gonna have to wait, 好吧，伙计们， 绞架不得不等一会儿了，
because I got a cocktail waitress in the other room now, and I-- 因为现在我还有个鸡尾酒女服务生 在那间屋子里等着，我……
- Cocktail waitress? - Yeah, a nurse, you know, - 鸡尾酒女服务生？ - 是的，她是护士，你知道，
who-- who's a little bit of a chorus girl, 她…嗯…她也在歌舞团练练，
and she works a lounge now and then. 她…她还时不时地在餐馆打打工。
If you catch the jewel thief, let me know. 要是你们抓住了那个珠宝窃贼，请通知我。
- I'll get you both new yo-yos. - Yeah. - 我会给你们俩各买个新溜溜球耍耍。 - 是啊。
They're-- 他们走……
- What is this? - I was... - 这是什么？ - 我在…
browsing through your bookshelf, 浏览你的书架，
and I found this deck of naked playing cards and these. 我找到了这副裸体扑克牌和这些。
This is-- What do you-- 这是…你怎么……
This is-- This is the Kensington jewels. 这是…这是肯辛顿的珠宝。
This is the-- This is the Dillworth jewels and the-- the-- 这是…这是迪尔沃斯的珠宝…这……
This is-- What are you-- 这是…你为什么……
What are you looking at me like that for? 你为什么这么看着我？
Because you found them in amongst my collection of female art studies? 就因为你发现珠宝和我的 女性艺术研究收藏同在一处？
What is the implication here? 你…你到底想暗示什么嘛？
I used to go with the six of spades. 我通常是和黑桃六幽会，
Then the four of diamonds caught us together and there was a-- 但是方块四逮住我俩在一起了， 于是有了场……
I was aware that you sneaked up mysteriously to the office in the middle of the night... 我知道你在深更半夜 神秘地溜进办公室，
and the lobby guard saw you. 被大厅保安看见过。
I know you have Laura Kensington's stocking, and she swears... 我知道你有劳拉·肯辛顿的袜子， 她发誓说…
you kicked her out of bed to take care of sudden business, which your super corroborates. 你把她赶下了床去执行某项突如其来的任务， 这已经得到你的门房的证实。
They have a footprint, a matchbook with your fingerprint, 他们有一个脚印， 一个留有你指纹的纸版火柴，
and still I believed that you didn't do it. 我仍然相信那不是你干的。
But now the actual stolen property turns up hidden in your bedroom. 可是现在，这些被盗的实物 居然被发现藏在你的卧室里。
So what are you saying? This makes you suspicious of me? 那么你什么意思？ 这使你开始怀疑起我来啦？
I was actually a bit touched that you stayed up all night watching over me. 当你说你一夜没睡看护我的时候， 我实际上被你有点感动了。
I began to think, "Maybe he's not the scummy little vermin he seems to be." 我开始想：“也许他并不像看上去那样， 是个卑劣的小害虫。”
I may be a scummy vermin, but I'm an honest scummy vermin. 我也许是个卑劣的小害虫， 但是我是个诚实的卑劣的小害虫。
- I didn't take these jewels. - How can you deny it? - 我没有拿这些珠宝。 - 你怎么还敢否认？
- You've been caught red-handed. - Yes, I-- - 你被人赃俱获。 - 是的，我……
What-- I'm-- I grant you, there's a fingerprint of me, 我想…我…我同意你说的， 那儿有我的指纹，
and they have a footprint, and the jewels are in my bedroom. 他们有我的脚印，珠宝在我卧室里。
This I give you. 这些我都承认。
- I'm starting to think I'm in tremendous trouble here. - I'm calling the police. - 我开始考虑我是不是有大麻烦了。 - 我去给警察打电话。
No. Will you forget about logic and give me the benefit of the doubt? 别啊！你能不能把逻辑先暂放一边， 行行好再相信我一次？
- Ha! That makes me an accessory. - Not if I'm innocent. - 哈！那我岂不成了同谋。 - 要是我无辜的话就不是。
You don't have a kosher bone in your body. 可是你的身体里 没有一块正当的骨头。
That's exactly why you get yourselves into these problems. 等等，这就是为什么 你总是惹上那些麻烦。
That's why Magruder's waiting for you, right? 这就是为什么 麦格鲁德总是等你，不是吗？
You make all the wrong decisions 'cause you make 'em here, not here. 你总是作出错误的决定， 因为你在这儿作决定，而不是这儿。
Decisions made here are not as reliable as here, 在这儿作决定不如在这儿作决定可靠，
because this is gray cells and this is blood, 因为这儿是灰色细胞而这儿是血液，
and blood circulates through the body. 血液循环到全身。
It gets around. It knows what the score is. 它四处跑动，它了解真实情况。
But up here, gray cells just lay there and think. 但是这儿呢，灰色细胞就摆在那儿思考。
- You see what I'm saying? - [Phone Rings] - 你明白我在说什么吗？ - [电话铃声]
- Hello? - Constantinople. - 喂？ - 君士坦丁堡。
You will take the jewels, each and every one of them. 你将取出珠宝，每一件珠宝，
Make sure you have them all. 你要确定一件都不能拉下。
Wrap them tightly in brown paper so it's impossible for anyone to tell what they are. 把它们用牛皮纸紧紧包住， 以至于没人能看出来里面是什么。
Go to Grand Central Station. Rent a locker. Lock them in. 然后去“中央车站”，租一个存物柜， 把东西锁在里面。
Go home, taking the key with you, and put the key in your mailbox. 接着回家，带上柜子钥匙， 把钥匙放进你的信箱。
Make sure to leave the mailbox open. 要确定让信箱的门开着。
Then you will go into a deep, refreshing slumber, and when you awake, 然后你就上床沉睡一觉， 直到神清气爽地醒来，
you will remember nothing of what has transpired. 这时你对所发生过的一切， 不会有丁点记忆。
Is that clear? 清楚了吗？
Miss Fitzgerald? 菲茨杰拉德小姐？
Have-- Have I ever told you... 我…我有没有告诉过你…
that you're one of the most beautiful women I've ever met? 你是我见到过的最美丽的女人之一？
- I'm turning you in. - No, I mean it. - 我这就去告发你。 - 不，我说的是真心话。
That's what made me first fall in love with you is those beautiful eyes. 第一个让我爱上你的原因 是你那双美丽的眼睛。
I can't believe it. You're actually trying to sweet-talk me? 真不敢相信，你这是在试图 用花言巧语哄骗我？
I resisted because, well, down deep... 我自己也克制过， 因为你知道，在我内心深处，
I thought that you might hurt me, 我以为你可能会伤害我，
and I didn't want to put myself in that position again. 我不希望将自己再次置于那样的境地。
C.W., let me set you straight once and for all. C.W.，让我一劳永逸地跟你挑明了吧。
I wouldn't be interested in you if you were the last man on Earth. 即使你是地球上最后一个男人， 我都不会对你有任何兴趣。
Not only that, I find it insulting that you could think... 不仅如此，我觉得这简直是种侮辱， 你竟然会以为…
I would fall for such a heavy-handed ploy. 我会落入你这么笨拙的圈套。
What a low opinion of me you must have. 你也把我看得太贱了！
Thank you for dropping by. 谢谢你过来。
I'm a little busy right now, but tomorrow night, maybe we could have dinner. 我现在有点急事，但是明天晚上， 也许我们可以共进晚餐。
I know a candlelight restaurant. 我知道家烛光餐馆。
I could look into your eyes and tell you how crazy about you I am. 我会望着你的眼睛， 告诉你我有多么地迷恋你。
If I didn't know what a squirming little trapped rat you were, 要是我不了解你本来就是这样一个 被耗子夹夹住的蠕动着的小耗子的话，
I'd think you had a brain tumor. 我一定会认为你脑子里长瘤子了。
- You're late. - God, I'm still trembling. - 你来晚了。 - 老天，我还在发抖。
Over last night? I couldn't sleep a wink. 因为昨晚的事？我也一夜未合眼。
It's not that, Chris. It's Briggs. 不是因为那，克里斯。是布里格斯。
He's guilty, isn't he? It's a sad story. 他有罪，是吗？真是悲哀。
Please don't make me go into all the details, 请别要求我说出所有细节，
but I wonder if he's having some kind of mental breakdown. 我很怀疑他精神是否不太正常。
He may be realizing the consequences of his deeds. 他也许意识到了他的行为的后果。
- The Coopersmiths are closing in on him. - Could he have... - 库珀史密斯兄弟快逮住他了。 - 他会不会有…
a split personality? 分裂人格？
A lot of criminals have been known to play crafty games when it suited their purposes. 我们知道有好多罪犯为了达到他们的目的， 会玩一些诡计多端的把戏。
I need a drink. 我要喝点什么。
If I tell you something, do you promise not to go off half-cocked? 要是我告诉你什么事，你能不能答应我 别听到一半就跳起来？
Okay, but hurry. I've got some big news. 好的，但是快点。我有重要消息。
- I found the jewels. - What? - 我找到珠宝了。 - 什么？
And keep me apprised, will you? Thank you. 有新情况通知我，行吗？谢谢。
The police are on the way, thank God. 警察已经行动了，感谢上帝。
It's an open-and-shut case. 这是个一目了然的案子。
Much as I cringe at the publicity, I'm elated at the recovery. 尽管现在我很害怕面对公众， 但我还是为找回珠宝而高兴。
It's clear there's so much more to this, Chris. 很显然这起案子的意义非同寻常，克里斯。
Oh, I've seen men driven to extremes before being around big money. 噢，我见到过人们为了获得大钱， 什么手段都使得出来。
These guys earn their living exposing... 那些家伙就是靠…
all kinds of exotic schemes to defraud and rob people. 不择手段地欺骗或盗窃别人而活着。
Sometimes they start thinking, "Hey, I'm on the inside. I know why these schemes fail. 有时他们会想：“嘿，我是内部的人， 我知道为什么其他人会失手。
I won't make the same mistakes." 我不会犯同样的错误。”
You're saying he's cracked from so many years of hard work? 你是说他是因为这么多年来一直努力工作 而最终导致失常的？
He's a driven man. Had a terrible marital experience. 他是个有紧迫感的人， 有过一次很糟糕的婚姻经历，
Turned him off women, except for the little no-threat secretaries... 使得他害怕和女性接触， 除了那些对他没什么威胁的小秘书，
and barflies he picks up. 和他在酒吧里碰到的女人。
Crushed when he caught his wife cheating. 当他发现她妻子欺骗他时，他彻底崩溃了。
He's feeling older and looks around and says, 他正感觉自己越来越老， 于是他看一下周围说：
"Hey, maybe it's time I get mine and get out." “嘿，也许这一次轮到我了， 不会被逮住的。”
Guy named Peterson a couple of years ago tried the same. 几年前有个叫彼得森的家伙也这样试过。
Of course, he's a houseguest at Sing Sing these days. 当然，他现在是 “辛辛监狱【纽约州】”的客人了。
Well, I'm sure you know him better than I do. 噢，我肯定你比我要了解他得多。
It'll resolve itself. 顺其自然吧。
Um, Betty Ann, I spoke with Caroline. 嗯，贝蒂·安，我和卡罗琳谈过了。
- You did? - I told her I wanted my freedom. - 是吗？ - 我告诉她我想要自由。
- Really? - Isn't that fabulous? - 真的？ - 是不是不相信？
It's surprising. 有点意外。
I thought you'd be knocked off your feet. 我以为你会大吃一惊的。
Well, I mean, it was last night. 唔，我是说，因为昨晚的事，
- It's sort of like a roller coaster. - Forget about last night. - 有点像坐过山车。 - 忘掉昨晚吧。
I knew I'd made a mistake the minute I left your apartment. 我一离开你的公寓， 我就知道自己做错了。
What did she say? 她怎么说？
I think she sensed we'd been drifting apart. 我想她感觉到了我们渐行渐远，
She was very poised. 她很镇静。
Said if I was sure that's what I wanted, uh-- 她说如果我确定这就是我想要的，呃……
- Thank you. - I'll have another one of these, please. - 谢谢。 - 请再给我来一杯这个。
Sure. 好的。
You're certainly not as euphoric as I'd imagined. 你显然没有我想象中的那么兴奋。
Well, you can't expect me to just change gears and turn on a dime. 唔，你不能指望我这么快就换档急转吧。
- Have you changed your mind? - Mmm. - 你改变主意了吗？ - 唔嗯。
- No. - You haven't met someone else, have you? - 没有。 - 你没遇见别的什么人吧，是吗？
No, no, I haven't. 不，不，没有。
I don't understand, fellas. What-- What's going on? What'd I do? 我不明白，伙计们。 怎么…怎么回事？我干了什么？
Yes, those are the ones. They were in his bookcase. 是的，就是这些。 它们在他的书架里。
He bets every day, and, uh, and he usually loses. 他每天都赌，呃…他通常都是输。
I knew he was into the bookmakers for a bundle. 我知道他把一笔笔的钱交给下注的人。
Look, I was with him on Tuesday night till about 12:00. 你看，我星期二晚上和他在一起， 一直到大约12点。
Then suddenly he got a phone call and he was like a different man. 然后突然他接到个电话， 他就象变了一个人。
If it was anyone else but C.W., 如果换成是别的什么人而不是C.W.，
we wouldn't even be discussing this. 我们根本不用讨论这个。
The jewels were in his locker. It's an airtight case. 珠宝在他租的存物柜里， 这个案子没任何漏洞。
Listen, fellas, I know you guys wanted my job, 听着，伙计们，我知道你们想要我的工作，
but I could get 30 years up the river for this. 但这会让我在狱中呆上三十年的。
With good behavior, you'll be out in 20. 要是你表现好，二十年就可以出来了。
- [Laughing] - I'll get you. No matter where you are. - [笑声] - 我会找到你们的，不管你们到那儿，我会一追到底。
I'll check every low-I.Q. club in town, and I'll find you. I'll kill you. 我会到城里的每一个低智商的夜总会去找， 我会找到你们，我会杀了你们。
- Low I.Q. Some genius. - I'll kill these guys. - 低智商？真是天才。 - 我要杀了这俩家伙。
- Take it easy. - I'm not one to give pious lectures, - 别那么紧张。 - 我并不想故作姿态地唱些假惺惺的高调，C.W.，
but if you needed money, you could have come to me. 但是当初如果你需要钱， 你应该可以来找我，
I would have listened. I warned you about your gambling habit. 我会听你说的。 噢，我警告过你你的赌博习惯。
Can't you see what a conspiracy this is? 你还不明白吗？这是个阴谋！
They plant a footprint and a fingerprint, 他们把脚印和指纹栽赃给我，
and the night watchman forges my signature. 那个夜晚的保安伪造了我的签名，
It's easy. And this crazy girl who smokes opium makes up a story. 这很容易。还有那个疯狂的女孩 抽了大烟编了这个故事。
And Fitzgerald plants the jewels in my apartment. 菲茨杰拉德把那些珠宝 放到了我的房间。
There's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them. 有个词形容这样的人， 他认为所有人都在暗地里和他作对。
- That's right. Perceptive. - C.W., - 没错，“有洞察力”。 - C.W.，
you tried to swallow the key to the locker at Grand Central Station... 在“中央车站”我们找到赃物时， 你试图把存物柜的…
where we found the stolen goods. 钥匙吞下肚子。
- You got any witnesses? - Yeah, me! - 你有证人吗？ - 有啊，我！
You gonna take your word over mine? 你会以为你说的比我说的可信吗？
Let's get him over to the courthouse and book him. 把他带到法庭去，我们来起诉他。
You better get a lawyer, C.W. 你最好找个律师了，C.W.。
I'm shocked. This is one of my best men. 难以置信，我真的很震惊。 这是我最得力的人之一。
You know how long I've known this guy? Tommy, come with me. 开玩笑，你知道我认识这家伙有多久了吗？ 汤米，跟我来。
Yeah, Mike, I'm right behind ya. I'm sorry about this, C.W. 好的，迈克，我马上来。 非常抱歉，C.W.。
I'll make the arrangements. Stick around. 我会照应的，好好呆着。
Well, well, well. 乖乖隆嘀个咚！
If it isn't Mr. Fast-Talkin' Investigator... 这不是俺们的“碎嘴大侦探”先生吗？
who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. 咋也被抓个现行啦？
Did I really throw you out of bed? 嘿，我真的把你赶下床去过吗？
Why? You planning on using the insanity defense? 怎么？你打算以精神错乱为自己辩护？
Listen, honey, I gotta get some help, and you're gonna help me. 听着，亲爱的，我需要些帮助， 你一定愿意帮我的。
- Am I? - Yes. - 是吗？ - 是的。
- And what makes you think that? - This is your kind of thing. - 为什么你会这么认为？ - 因为这很合你的脾性。
This'll look great on your resume. 你知道，这会在你的履历里大书一笔。
A suspected felon, a daring escape from police headquarters, broad daylight. 一个重罪嫌疑犯，在光天化日之下， 从警察总部悍然出逃。
[Stammering] You like this kind of thing. [结巴]你喜欢这样的故事。
Go over to that top drawer over there. 快去那边，最上面的那个抽屉。
They took the handcuffs outta the second drawer from the left. 他们从左边第二个抽屉里拿出来的手铐。
- There's gotta be a key in there. - Nervous. - 那儿一定还有把钥匙。 - 刺激。
See if there's a key. Go. Hurry up. Come on. 看看有没有钥匙。 快去，快点！求你了！
Don't-- Hur-- Gotta make this fast. 别…快…动作快点啊！
Otherwise, I'm gonna be-- They'll put me away. 不然的话，我会…你知道， 他们会把我关起来的，
I'll be showering with all men for the rest of my life. 我会在和所有男人一起洗澡中 渡过我的余生。
Hey, miss, I'm sorry. No one's allowed in here. 嘿，小姐，对不起，不允许呆在这儿。
You wanna come with me? 跟我过来好吗？
Let's go, miss. You're not allowed in here. 走吧，小姐。你不能呆在这儿。
Come on. Unless you wanna get locked up too. 快点，除非你也想被铐起来。
- I'm sorry things didn't work out, C.W. - Come on. Let's go. - 对不起，C.W.，事没办成。 - 快点，走吧。
- Yeah? You wanna lock me up? - What's wrong with you? - 是吗？你想把我铐起来？ - 你怎么回事？
- Just take your hands off me! - Something wrong with you? - 把你的手拿开！ - 嘿，你怎么回事？
Caroline and I are working on the details of the separation agreement now. 卡罗琳和我现在正 商讨我们离婚协议的细节。
I'll be out of the house in two weeks. The divorce will take longer. 两星期内我就会搬出来， 当然，离婚需要花更长时间。
That's why the agreement has to be securely in place. 这就是为什么必须得先把协议搞定，
Otherwise, it could get killed if we were found together. 不然的话，要是我们被发现在一起， 那一切都黄啦。
- Where are you? - Do you think he's really guilty? - 你在想什么？ - 你认为他真的有罪吗？
- Is that what you're thinking about? - I can't shake this uneasy feeling. - 难道现在你就在想这个？ - 我无法摆脱这种心神不定的感觉。
What? That he's innocent? He was caught red-handed. 什么感觉？他是无辜的？ 他被抓个人赃俱获！
Believe me, it just doesn't feel right. 相信我，就是感觉不太对头。
I don't see that snoopy little termite as a romantic jewel thief. 我想不通他那样个爱偷窥的小白蚁 会是个浪漫的珠宝窃贼。
Well, I'd hardly call breaking the law romantic. 噢，我可不会把犯法称作浪漫。
- [Phone Ringing] - I didn't mean it that way. - [电话铃声] - 我不是那个意思。
What did you mean? The evidence against him is overwhelming. 那你什么意思？ 对他可以说是铁证如山。
- I don't know what I mean anymore. - [Ringing Continues] - 我也不知道我什么意思。 - [电话铃继续]
Hello? Yes. 你好。是的。
Yes, he is. Hold on. 是的，他在。等等。
- It's the Coopersmiths. - Thank you. - 是库珀史密斯。 - 谢谢。
Hello. No. 你好。不。
Really? Oh-- Oh, how? 真的？噢…噢，怎么会？
Okay. Yes, I certainly will. 好的。好的，我当然会。
If you had any doubts about his culpability, this should allay them. 如果你对他的罪责还有什么怀疑， 那么这可以使你减轻你的怀疑。
- He escaped. - He did? - 他逃跑了。 - 他逃跑了？
Slipped out of the handcuffs and leaped across to the building next door. 他挣脱了手铐， 跳到邻近的建筑物跑掉了。
- C.W. Briggs? - Like a common burglar. - C.W.·布里格斯？ - 像个普通的窃贼。
I'm starting to realize that none of us really knew him all these years. 我开始意识到这些年来 我们当中没有人真正了解过他。
I have to go down to police headquarters. 我必须到警察总部去。
It looks like your little termite ate his way out. 看起来你的小白蚁啃出条道后溜走了。
- Did you forget-- - Resist the temptation to scream. - 你忘了…… - 克制住喊叫的冲动！
- What are you doing here, you little jewel thief? - No, I'm not a thief. - 你来这里干什么，你个小珠宝窃贼？ - 不，我不是窃贼。
I-I'm suspect. It's the complete different. 我…我是个嫌疑人。这完全不同。
I'm a very promising suspect, but I didn't do it, 当然我是个很有可能被定罪的嫌疑人， 可是我没干过，
and I gotta have time to prove that. 我必须有时间证明这一点。
Otherwise, they're gonna lock me up in a concrete building... 否则的话，他们会将我关入个 混凝土的建筑物，
and you'll only be able to insult me on visiting days. 到时候你只能在探视日去羞辱我了。
- Why did you come here? - Because I have no one else to turn to. - 你为什么来这儿？ - 因为我没有别处可去了。
Everybody knows how much you hate me, 每个人都知道你有多讨厌我，
so no one will look for me here. 所以…所以没人会到这儿来找我。
I gotta have a place to sleep. I'm exhausted. 我得找个地方睡觉， 我精疲力尽了。
You can't sleep here. I couldn't afford the fumigating bills. 你不能睡在这儿， 我付不起熏蒸消毒所需的费用。
If you wanna call the police, call the police. 要是你想叫警察，你就叫好了。
I don't care. You know, I'm sleeping here. 我不在乎。你知道，我就睡这儿。
You wanna call 'em, then call 'em. 你想叫警察，你就叫好了。
Get me the 11th Precinct. 给我接11区警署。
[Ringing] [电话铃]
- Hello? - Miss Fitzgerald? - 喂？ - 菲茨杰拉德小姐？
- Yes? - Madagascar. - 是我？ - 马达加斯加。
You are in a deep trance, 你在深度迷睡当中，
and you will obey each and every command the Jade Scorpion gives you. 你将服从玉蝎子向你发出的每一条指令。
You will acquire all the pertinent security data... 你会获取有关 艾德里安·格林伍德宅邸的
for the Adrian Greenwood mansion. 所有安全数据。
You will proceed there, and after disabling the security system, 你会前往那里， 在解除了安全系统之后，
you will remove all the jewels from the safe, 你会从保险箱内取出所有的珠宝，
obtaining each and every one of them. 把每一件都取走。
These jewels you will hide in your apartment. Is this clear? 你把这些珠宝藏在你的寓所。 清楚了吗？
Yes. 清楚了。
What's the matter? Can't sleep? 怎么回事？睡不着觉？
No. I've had the strangest dreams. 不。我做了个非常奇怪的梦。
That's funny, 'cause I've had some crazy dreams myself lately. 真有意思，因为我近来也 老做些很疯狂的梦。
I dreamed we were finally together. 我梦见我们终于在一起了。
Really? You and Magruder? It's a match made in heaven. 真的吗？你和麦格鲁德？ 这真是天作之合啊，
By a retarded angel, but in heaven. 由一个脑残的天使撮合的， 但好歹也算天作之合。
You misunderstand me. I dreamed you and I finally wound up together. 你误解我了。我梦见的是你， 而且你和我最终在一起了。
You-- That's funny, 'cause I didn't hear any screaming. 你…这太有趣了， 因为我没听到你叫喊什么。【^_^】
From the first minute I met you, 自从我遇见你的那一刻起，
a voice inside me said I finally found what I've been searching for my whole life. 我内心的一个声音就说：我终于找到了 我一生中一直在寻找的人。
What's that? A roach, a vermin, a little inchworm? 何种人呢？蟑螂，害虫，还是小尺蠖？
A black-- Or did I call you a black widow spider? 你知道，也许我可以叫你黑寡妇蜘蛛。
I knew that sooner or later, you and I would wind up in each other's arms. 我知道或早或晚， 你和我终究会互相拥抱在一起。
Hey, have you been gargling with tequila? 嘿，你是不是龙舌兰喝多啦？
- [Clicks Radio On] - You're a very romantic man. - [开收音机声] - 你是个非常浪漫的男人。
What did you smoke before I woke up? 我醒来之前你吸什么烟了？
Suppose I told you I had the most passionate crush on you I've ever felt for any man. 要是我告诉你我对你怀有最最热情的、 从没对其他男人体验过的迷恋，你会怎么想。
I'd fear for my life, 'cause I'd think it was a setup. 我会担心我的性命， 因为我会认为那是个陷阱。
They were playing this song the first time you and I had drinks together at Rocky's Bar. 你和我第一次在“洛基酒吧”喝酒时， 他们放的就是这首歌。
You remember what they were playing at Rocky's Bar? 你还记得他们在“洛基酒吧”放的歌？
Not that I didn't have a good time there, but I didn't. 我不是说那次过得很不愉快， 但是我的确很不愉快。
My passion for you is so intense, it scares me. 我对你的激情如此强烈， 让我自己都害怕。
Can't you see I've submerged it... 你没注意到我将它掩藏在了…
under a mask of hostile acts and cruel words? 由敌意的行为和冷酷的言辞 所组成的面具之下？
Don't worry about it, 'cause I-I-I never really took it seriously. 别担心这个，因为我…我…你知道， 我从没把它们太当真过。
When you said you wanted to crush me like an insect under your heel, 当你说你想用你的脚后跟， 把我象臭虫一样踩扁的时候，
that was just your way of saying, "Back off a little." 那是你特有的表达方式， 意思是“稍稍退后一点”。
Couldn't you see I was just protecting myself? 你难道看不出来 那我只是想保护自己吗？
- Miss Fitzgerald-- - Call me Betty Ann. - 菲茨杰拉德小姐…… - 叫我贝蒂·安。
Look, Betty Ann, I hate to be a killjoy, but, but, uh-- 听着，贝蒂·安， 我不想扫你的兴，但…但…呃…你知道，
If this is some kind of scheme to take adv-- it's not very subtle. 如果这是某种诡计想占我便… 我不认为设计得很巧妙。
You're the man I'm gonna marry. I've known it since the first moment I laid eyes on you. 你就是那个我想和他结婚的人， 从我看到你的第一眼起就知道这个。
If you're gonna marry me, we should call Bellevue. 嘿，如果你想和我结婚， 我们应该给“贝尔维尤医院”打电话了。
You need a little electric shock, honey. 我想你需要来点电击治疗，亲爱的。
- Would you kiss me? - Me? - 你愿意吻我吗？ - 我？
You want me to lay a wet one on you? 你想让我把嘴唇贴着你？
I've always imagined if you took me in your arms and kissed me, 我一直在幻想着如果 你把我抱住并亲吻我，
I could finally feel those fireworks people talk about. 那么我终于会感觉到 人们所说的那种焰火。
- Is this the way you are away from the office? - What are you thinking? - 嘿，亲爱的，你出了办公室是不是就这样？ - 你认为如何？
I'm thinking that it's a pity we hate each other. 我认为如何？ 我认为很遗憾我们相互憎恶。
- By now, we could have had a large family. - I'm gonna swoon. - 因为不然现在我们早就是一大家子了。 - 我要晕过去了。
Steady, steady. I affect women this way sometimes. 稳住，稳住。有的时候 我在女人身上就会产生这种效果。
- I can't stay awake. - Easy, easy. - 我头很晕。 - 放松，放松。
- I just need to rest my head on your shoulder. - Easy, uh-- [Coughs] - 我就是想把我的头靠在你肩膀上。 - 放松，呃……[干咳]
I must remember what soap I used this morning. 我一定要记住今天早上我用了什么肥皂。
[Big Band] [爵士乐]
- What the hell are you doing here? - Good morning, sweetheart. - 你他妈的在这儿干嘛？ - 早上好，亲爱的。
Don't call me sweetheart. What's going on? 别叫我“亲爱的”！怎么回事？
I stayed awake all last night... 我…我昨晚整夜没睡…
thinking about all those things that you said, 一直在想你对我说的那些话，
and all of that rang a very deep bell with me. 你知道，你说的一切 都在我心灵深处产生了共鸣。
- What? - There were so many times, - 什么？ - 有那么多次，
you know, when we were arguing in the office, 你知道，当我们在办公室争吵的时候，
and I had the feeling that down deep, 我有种感觉，在你的内心深处，
underneath it all, you were really crazy about me. 在你的心底里， 你实际上疯狂地爱着我。
Crazy about you? What, were you dropped on your head? 疯狂地爱着你？ 怎么，你的头被电骡踢着啦？
No, hey, toots, I gotta tell you, 没有，嘿，宝贝儿，我要跟你说，
last night, for a cold fish, you were hot stuff. 昨天晚上，你可真够辣的， 可惜我比较冷淡。
Listen, buster, don't call me "toots." 听着，小子，别喊我“宝贝儿”，
I don't like it any better than "sweetheart." 那不比“亲爱的”好多少。
I'm not one of those available Annies who sits on your lap while you give dictation. 我不属于那些坐在你大腿上 听你口述的、容易上手的女人。
What did you do, sneak in here and slip into my arms? 你干了什么？ 溜进我房间，钻进我怀里？
Hey, what's going on? You tried to undress me last night and kiss me. 嘿，你怎么回事？昨天晚上 你…你试图脱掉我的衣服亲吻我。
- What are you talking about? You came in here and passed out. - And now the news. - 你扯什么淡啊？是你走进来晕倒在那儿。 - 现在播送新闻。
- I'm confused. - The elusive jewel thief... - 我糊涂了。 - 这个星期在…
responsible for robbing the Kensington and Dillworth fortunes this week... 肯辛顿和迪尔沃斯家作案的 珠宝窃贼潜逃后…
has struck again. 又一次行动了。
C.W. Briggs, a former employee of North Coast Fidelity and Casualty Company of New York, C.W.·布里格斯，前纽约 “北岸灾害和忠诚保险公司”的雇员，
is the chief suspect in the robbery of the latest victim, 是这起发生在曼哈顿艾德里安 ·格林伍德家中的最新盗窃案的…
Adrian Greenwood of Manhattan. 头号嫌疑犯。
The details of the crime were the same as the first two this week. 犯罪的细节与这个星期的 头两起案件完全相同。
In addition to over a million dollars in jewelry, 除了价值超过百万美元的珠宝，
the thief got away with a like amount of cash. 盗贼还卷走了与此相当的现金。
Police had recovered the jewels from the earlier burglaries, 警察已经找回了先前被盗的珠宝，
which led to the capture and arrest of the prime suspect, C.W. Briggs. 这也导致了头号嫌疑犯 C.W.·布里格斯的落网。
So that's why you escaped from the police. 所以这就是你为什么要从警察局逃走。
Not to try to prove your innocence, but because you had unfinished business. 你并不想证明你的无罪， 而是因为你有未完成的任务。
What kind of business? I was here with you! 什么样的任务？ 我昨晚和你在一起！
Yeah, well, for some reason, I'm having trouble remembering all of that, but I was asleep. 是啊，可是，不知怎么搞的， 我有点记不得昨晚的事了，反正我睡着了。
Even if you came here to sleep, you could have awakened, 所以即使你来这儿睡的觉， 你也可以半夜醒来，
robbed these people and then come back. 偷了东西以后再回来接着睡。
- You just used this as a safe haven! - I could have, - 你只是想利用这里作为你的安全港！ - 什么…我…我是可以，
but I didn't. 可我没有。
You tried to undress me and kiss me. 你想脱我的衣服并亲吻我。
You are feeding me the wrong lie. 你这谎也扯得太没边了，
I've never tried to undress you in my life, 我决不会想脱你的衣服，
and I wouldn't kiss you if we were marooned on a desert island for 20 years. 我也决不会想吻你， 即使我们被放逐到了荒岛上二十年。
We would never be marooned for 20 years, 'cause after 20 minutes, 我们不可能被放逐到荒岛上二十年的， 因为二十秒钟之后，
I'd make a bow and arrow and kill you. 我就会做把弓箭射死你。
What are you thinking? I'm marrying Chris Magruder, for God's sakes. 你在想什么呢？我马上要和克里斯· 麦格鲁德结婚了，看在上帝的份上。
- You are? - Yes. - 是吗？ - 是的。
We've set a spring date, as soon as his divorce is final. 我们已经订好了春天的日子， 一旦了结他的离婚。
So if I was undressing you or trying to kiss you, 所以我如果想要脱你衣服或要吻你，
I must have multiple personalities. 那么我一定有多重人格。
If you marry Chris Magruder, you have multiple stupidity. 如果你和克里斯·麦格鲁德结婚， 我看是你有多重愚蠢格。
Uh, yeah, it must have been the booze last night, 噢，是的，一定是昨晚的酒精的缘故。
but you were like a changed person, and a much better one. 但是你就像换了一个人， 一个好得多的人。
I'm gonna take a shower, and if you're not gone when I get out, I'm calling my local precinct. 我想洗个澡了。要是我洗完后 看见你还在这儿，我会给区警署打电话。
For one minute, you dropped your guard. 有那么一刻，你放下了警戒，
You were actually sexy, 那时你真的很性感，
even though when the light hit you a certain way, 尽管那光线照着你的某个角度，
you, you tend to resemble Mussolini. 使你看上去象墨索里尼。
[Sighing] Sh-- [叹气]切……
Pretty snazzy for an office worker. 对一个上班族来说，这可够奢侈的啊。
Boy, Magruder must really love you in an extravagant way. 喂，麦格鲁德一定真的很爱你啊， 太夸张了吧。
Probably likes going to Paris with you more than he does with his wife. 也许他想和你一起去巴黎的愿望， 比和他老婆一起去还强烈吧。
[C.W.] I understand you and Charlie got something for me. 我知道你和查理 一定给我搞到点什么了吧。
[Man] I don't know about Charlie, but I came up with a name. 我不知道查理那边怎么样， 我倒听说了一个名字。
[C.W.] Really? Well, hit me. Lay it on me. 是吗？很好，告诉我，快告诉我。
Eddie Polgar. “埃迪·珀尔加”。
Eddie Polgar. Who's that? 埃迪·珀尔加，他是谁？
It don't mean a thing to me, but it's come up twice. 我不知道，对我没什么意义， 但是我听到过两次。
- Eddie Polgar? - Yeah, yeah. There's no police record. - 埃迪·珀尔加？ - 是的，是的。没有警察的纪录。
Could be an alias. I don't know. It's all I could get. 可能是化名，我不知道。 我就知道这些了。
Hey, hey, hey. Blue men coming. 嘿，嘿，嘿，蓝衣条子过来了。
Keep moving. Keep moving! 快走！快走！
- Charlie. - C.W., is that you? - 查理。 - C.W.，是你吗？
- I got a message you wanted me. - You're hot as a pistol. - 我收到条口信说你想见我。 - 你现在热得像把手枪。
"Hot"? The New York City Police want to give me a lifetime achievement award. “热”？纽约市的警察 想授予我终身成就奖。
Name Eddie Polgar mean anything to you? 对“埃迪·珀尔加”这个名字 你是不是能想起点什么？
- Zero. - Nothin'. I can't get a break, no matter what I do. - 零。 - 什么都没有。我一筹莫展，不管我怎么做。
- Stick your hand in the cup. - In the cup? - 把你的手伸到杯子里。 - 杯子里？
In the cup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 杯子里。对，对，对。
Yeah. 对。
Thirty-eight cents and a wad of paper. 这里有三十八个硬币和一卷纸。
Oh, and somebody threw their gum away in your business establishment. 噢，还有人把他吃过的口香糖 扔进了你的营业事务所。
Well, open the wad of paper. 那么把纸卷打开。
- Why? - It's a clue. - 为什么？ - 是个线索。
- What kind of clue? - From last night's heist. - 什么样的线索。 - 来自于昨晚的盗窃。
Coopersmiths found it on the driveway on the property. 库珀史密斯在物主的车道上找到的。
- Charlie, wh-- - The burglar dropped it getting away. - 查理，这你…… - 窃贼逃跑时落下的。
- How'd you get it? - I got a friend, who's got a friend... - 你怎么搞到的？ - 我有个朋友，他有个朋友…
who works in the same building as the Coopersmith Agency. 在“库珀史密斯事务所”所在的 那座大楼内上班。
- I thought maybe you'd want it. - Charlie, this is-- - 我想也许你希望得到它。 - 查理，这真是……
These earrings are grand larceny. 偷这些耳饰是大盗窃罪。
I see by the look on your face I must've helped you. 看着你脸上的表情， 我知道我帮你大忙了。
[Earring Rattling In Tin Cup] [耳饰落入搪口杯的叮当声]
Cherchez la femme. You know what that means, Charlie? “歇赫歇拉法默【法语】”。 你知道那什么意思吗，查理？
- What? - Find the woman. - 什么意思？ - 找那个女人。
- Is there a woman? - Well, first I thought so. - 是个女的吗？ - 唔，起先我认为是的。
Then I didn't. Now I think I got her. 接着我认为不是。 现在我认为我抓到她了。
You work next to a person for years, 你和一个人做同事多年，
and then one day the temptation's too great. 然后在某一天，诱惑太巨大了。
- I don't believe it. Not C.W. It doesn't make sense. - Why not? - 我不相信，不是C.W.干的。根本没道理。 - 为什么不？
Jill, I don't think any of us expected it, but there is proof now. 吉尔，我想我们没人会料到， 但是现在证据确凿。
You heard Fitzgerald saw the jewels sittin' in his apartment, right? 你听说过菲茨杰拉德 看见珠宝就在他的公寓，对吧？
Yeah, and how he fought the cops when they got the key to his locker. 是的，还有当警察想得到他 存物箱的钥匙时，他拼命反抗。
- To me it's open-and-shut. - What? - 在我看来，这是个一目了然的案子。 - 什么？
- You don't run from the police if you're innocent. - That's what I'm sayin'. - 要是你是无辜的，你不会想要逃跑。 - 我就是这个意思。
What about the nerve it took to strike twice? Come on, guys. 还有他竟然有胆量再次作案？ 瞧瞧吧，伙计们，
C.W. deserves some credit. He turned out to be a pretty gutsy guy. C.W.应该赢得钦佩啊， 他最终成了个相当蛮勇的家伙。
[Phone Ringing] [电话铃声]
Hello. Where are you? 你好。你在哪儿？
[C.W.] Never mind where I am. I gotta get up to the office. 先别管我在哪儿。 我必须过去，到办公室去。
I-I think there's more people involved in this thing. 我…我认为有更多的人与此事有牵连。
I-I-I-I think that Fitzgerald is behind it. 我…我…我…我认为 菲茨杰拉德是幕后之人。
Does the name... 对“埃迪·珀尔加”…
Eddie Polgar mean anything to you? 这个名字你能想起点什么吗？
No. 没有。
Look, I gotta get up to the office. 听着，我必须到办公室去。
I wanna get through the Coopersmiths' report. 我想看一下库珀史密斯兄弟的材料。
I wanna check it out, and I wanna check out Fitzgerald's desk again. 我想检查一下，我想再检查一下 菲茨杰拉德的办公桌。
There's no question about it. 毫无疑问，
Fitzgerald is involved in this thing up to her neck. 菲茨杰拉德完完全全与此事有关。
You can't let this woman and your feelings for her color your judgment. 你不应该让这个女人，以及你对她的感觉 扭曲了你的判断。
It has nothing to do with my feelings for her. 这和我对她是什么感觉没任何关系。
It's the only thing that makes any sense. 只有这样才能解释一切。
I go over to her house because I figured no one will look for me there... 你看，我去了她的家， 因为我认为没人会去那里找我，
'cause she hates me so. 因为她如此讨厌我。
I go to sleep. In the middle of the night, I hear a noise, and I wake up. 我睡着了。在半夜时 我听到有动静，我醒了过来。
I find her. I figure, "All right, so she can't sleep either." 我看到了她。 我想：“好吧，她也睡不着。”
But no. That's not what it is. 但是不对！事实不是这样的。
She had done the Greenwood heist, and she was coming back, and I caught her. 她刚盗窃了格林伍德家， 她刚回来，我抓住了她。
So naturally she starts to act very peculiar. 于是自然地，她开始表现得异常奇怪。
You know, she starts to-- I trap her. 你知道，她开始…因为我捕获她了，
So she starts seducing me with her feminine wiles. 于是他开始用她女人的 那一套花言巧语来引诱我。
- Meaning what? - Meaning all of a sudden I'm handsome... - 她说了什么？ - 她说，转瞬之间，我英俊潇洒，
and I'm gorgeous and she can't take her hands off-- 我漂亮帅气， 她抓着我不肯松手……
Does that sound like Fitzgerald to you, 这样的菲茨杰拉德你见过吗？
or a schemer trying to play me for a sucker? 还是她想把我当成个傻瓜玩阴的？
Actually, it sounds like that magic show demonstration by Voltan Polgar. 实际上，这听起来像是那个 沃尔坦·珀尔加玩过的魔术表演。
That's right. That was the night of the first robbery. 没错，就是发生第一起盗窃案 那天晚上的表演。
I don't know, C.W. I think she has some real feelings for you. 我不知道，C.W.，我认为 她还是对你有些真情实感的。
Don't be ridiculous. She hates me. 别荒唐了，他恨我。
Wh-Wh-What is the name you said of, of the magician... 你…你…你刚才说什么名字？ 那个魔术师叫……
who now I've completely repressed? 我怎么现在一点也不记得了？
Uh, Voltan. 呃，沃尔坦。
Voltan the Inscrutable. The Jade Scorpion. “不可思议的沃尔坦”，玉蝎子。
- What is his name? - Voltan Polgar. - 他姓什么？ - 沃尔坦·珀尔加。
Eli Voytak Polgar. 伊莱·沃尔泰克·珀尔加。
I'm...just theorizing... 我…在推理…
on an incredible sequence of events. 基于这一系列不可思议的事件的进展情况。
You look like my Uncle Jerry right after the United Parcel truck hit him. 你现在看上去就像我的杰里叔叔刚被 “联合包裹服务公司”卡车撞过之后的表现。
What happened? I know you described this before, but, but what happened? 发生了什么事？我知道你们以前给我描述过， 但…但是，发生了什么事？
Th-They brought me onstage-- brought me onstage. 他…他们把我领到表演区… 带我到表演区。
He put you into a trance-- rather easily, despite your resistance. 他使你进入迷睡状态—— 轻而易举地，不管你怎么抗拒。
Right. Yes. And then-- 没错，是的。然后…
And then he brought Fitzgerald, who was with me at the time-- 然后他又把菲茨杰拉德带了上来， 那一刻她和我在一起……
And then you were awakened in a posthypnotic state... 然后你醒了过来，处于催眠后的状态，
with a word that would, uh, put you back under again. 在说出一个词之后，呃… 又使你进入了迷睡状态。
Constantinople. Yeah, then he started making these-- “君士坦丁堡”，是的。 然后他开始做那些……
C.W.? C.W.? C.W.？C.W.？
Yes? 是的？
You okay? 你没事吧？
I'm fine, Alvin. How's your aging mother? 我很好，阿尔文。 你的老母亲怎么样了？
Obviously, he was never released from the key word. 很显然，他一直没从那个暗语中解脱出来。
Wake him up, George. This is scary. 把他弄醒，乔治，这太瘆人了。
Don't be scared. This stuff's right up my alley. 别害怕，这玩意儿正好是我的强项。
All right. Now, when I snap my fingers, you will awaken. 好吧。注意，当你听到我打响指， 你就醒过来。
Uh, you'll have no memory of what has occurred. Is that clear to you? 呃…你对所发生过的事不会有丁点记忆。 你清楚了吗？
- Yes. - And you'll awaken... - 是的。 - 你将醒过来…
feeling happy and, and, and refreshed. 感到幸福和…和振作。
- Is that clear? - Yes. - 你清楚吗？ - 是的。
So, the guy gets me onstage. 那么，那家伙把我带到表演区。
- Now, then what? What took place after that? - Wait a minute. - 然后怎么了？这之后发生了什么？ - 等一下。
I have an idea. Constantinople. 我有个主意。君士坦丁堡。
My God. What a sense of power. 我的上帝，功力真强啊！
Do you think that you can get him to recall everything... 乔治，你能让他回忆起所有的事情吗？
- and then set him loose from the trance for good? - All right. - 然后再使他永远摆脱迷睡状态？ - 好的。
Now, when I snap my fingers, you will awaken. 听着，当我打个响指，你会醒过来。
Your memory will be clear-- crystal clear. 你的记忆会非常清晰——一清二楚。
All the events of the past week will come to you vividly... 过去这个星期中发生的所有事件 都会生动地展现在你面前，
and with no distraction. 没有任何的差错。
You'll be completely freed from your trance, 你将从你的迷睡状态中完全解脱出来，
and the mention of the word Constantinople... 提到“君士坦丁堡”这个词，
will have absolutely no meaning to you. 将绝对不再对你有任何意义。
It will not put you back into your hypnotic state. 它不会再使你回到你的催眠状态。
One: You're coming out of it. 一：你要摆脱它了。
Two: Your memories of the past week are coming back. 二：过去这个星期你的记忆要回来了。
Three: You're fully awake. 三：你完全清醒了。
- I took the jewels! The-- The Kensington jewels. - What? - 我拿了珠宝！肯辛顿的珠宝。 - 什么？
And the Dill-- Yes. Yes, and of course. 还有迪尔…是的。是的，当然。
And then he probably tried to get me-- couldn't get me, so he-- 然后他可能想让我继续… 但是他没能找到我，于是他……
The Greenwood thing was her. Wha-- 格林伍德的事情是她干的。什么…
What is Fitzgerald's key word? 什么是菲茨杰拉德的暗语？
Madagascar. 马达加斯加。
The Jade Scorpion wants you to get the jewels. 玉蝎子让你取出珠宝，
Wrap them in plain brown paper and bring them to him. 用普通的牛皮纸包好， 把它们带给他。
Mark down the following address in Chinatown. 记下唐人街的如下地址。
Miss Fitzgerald? 菲茨杰拉德小姐？
Sergeant, his name is Voltan Polgar. 警官，他的名字是沃尔坦·珀尔加。
Somebody just gave me an address on him. 有人刚给了我他的地址。
Oh, Miss Fitzgerald. 噢，菲茨杰拉德小姐。
The Jade Scorpion welcomes you. 玉蝎子欢迎你。
- You have my package. - Yes. - 你把我的包裹带来了？ - 是的。
Thank you. 谢谢。
You will now return home. You will go to sleep. 现在你将回家去，你将上床睡觉。
It will be a wonderful sleep from which you will awaken cheerfully, 那会是很奇妙的一觉， 醒来后你会感觉神清气爽，
and you will remember nothing of these events. 你会不记得这些事情。
In fact, you will have no memory of any of this ever. 事实上，你对这些永远也不会再有任何记忆。
[Loud Crash] [大的撞击声]
I was just passing through. I... thought I'd... say hello. 我正路过这儿。 我…想我应该…进来打个招呼。
- [Voltan] C.W. Briggs. - Yeah. - C.W.·布里格斯。 - 是我。
I seem to have underestimated you. 看起来我低估你了。
Story of my life. Everybody underestimates me. 一生都这样，人人都低估我。
They-- You know, they think I'm a pushover. 他们…你知道，他们认为我能轻易对付。
It makes my work much easier. 不过这大大有利于我的工作。
I-I've seen some pretty exotic schemes, Polgar, but this one was a beauty. 我…我见识过一些非常奇特的计划， 珀尔加，但是这一次你干得的确漂亮。
But I figured it out. That's why I get top dollar. 但是，我破获了你。 这就是为什么我能挣大钱。
Don't force me to take extreme measures, Mr. Briggs. 别逼我采取极端手段，布里格斯先生。
You'd never pull that trigger. 你决不会扣动那个扳机的。
Really? You think not. Why? 是吗？你以为不会，为什么？
Murder's not your game. I have just an instinct that tells me that. 你不玩杀人的游戏。 我正好有个直觉这样告诉我。
You know, you're a jewel thief. 你看，你是个珠宝窃贼。
There's a big difference between doing a little time for stealing jewels... 因偷窃珠宝坐上几年牢 与上电椅烧烤之间，
and, you know, frying in the electric chair. 你知道，还是存在着巨大差异的。
Once they pump 200 million volts of electricity through your body, 一旦他们把二十亿伏高压的 电流泵穿你的身体，
you have a tendency to spend the rest of your days in an ashtray. 那么十有八九你余下的日子 就会呆在一个烟灰碟子里了。
[Tires Screeching] [轮胎急刹车声]
For a minute, I thought I overplayed my hand. 刚才那一刻，我认为我有点太逞能了。
- [Siren Wailing] - [Whistle Blowing] - [警笛呼啸] - [口哨鸣响]
You're the bravest, most brilliant, 你是我见过的最最勇敢、最最出色、
most courageous man I've ever met, 最最有胆量的男人，
and I would go to the end of the earth with you. 我愿意陪着你，走到天涯海角。
You know, everybody should have somebody that they feel that way about. 你知道，每个人都应该有个 能让他们有这样的感觉的人。
It's-- It's-- You know, it's such a shame that you're gonna have to... 这…这…你知道，这真是可惜， 实际是，你不得不…
actually wake up from this, this fabulous illusion. 醒过来，从这奇妙的幻境中醒过来。
Just--Just once... 就…就一次，
before the ugly curtain of reality... 在那丑陋的现实的帷幕…
drops on both of us. 重新落到我俩头上之前。
[Fitzgerald] Oh, you kiss great. 噢，你吻得真棒。
- What a wrap-up, huh? - Did you see the look on Herb Coopersmith's face? - 这个案子结得漂亮，哈？ - 你们看见赫伯·库珀史密斯脸上的表情了吗？
- Serves him right. - Hey, Al. - 他自作自受了。 - 嘿，艾尔，
Where do you think Miss Fitzgerald and Mr. Magruder... 你认为菲茨杰拉德小姐和麦格鲁德先生…
are gonna go for their romantic getaway? 会选哪儿作为他们浪漫度假的地方呢？
His divorce doesn't come through for months. I hear his wife couldn't care less. 他的离婚得拖好几个月， 我听说他妻子漫不经心。
- I hear they're gettin' married in June. - No. - 我听说他们准备在六月份结婚。 - 是吗？
I think I heard him talking about going to Paris. 我想我听他谈起过要去巴黎。
- Paris? Wow! - [Chattering] - 巴黎？哇哦！ - [谈话声]
Mr. Magruder, I'm-- I just came to say I'm leaving. 麦格鲁德先生， 我…我是过来说我要…走了。
Ah, C.W. Well, what can I say? We all make mistakes, huh? 啊，C.W.，我怎么说呢？ 我们都会犯错误，对吗？
'Course, you've gotta admit, they did have a pretty strong case against you. 因为你得承认，他们的确 掌握了你很强的证据。
- I don't know. - I know you could get a job anywhere. - 我不知道。我…… - 你看，我知道你可以在任何地方找到工作。
If you decide to go, you'll have our blessings. 如果你决定离开，那么我们祝福你。
If you stay, you'll have a raise, 如果你决定留下，我会给你升职。
and I'll see to it Miss Fitzgerald keeps out of your way. 而且我保证菲茨杰拉德小姐 不会再碍你什么事了。
Between us boys, once we marry, she's gonna retire whether she wants to or not. 实际上，我向你透个底，一旦我们结婚， 她就会离职，不管她愿不愿意。
I'm not having a wife at work in my own office, for good measure. 为保险起见，我可不愿意让我妻子 在我自己的办公室里工作。
Well, think positively. I'll be away for a couple of weeks myself. 唔，想想好的方面。 我自己也要离开几个星期。
Miss Fitzgerald and I are going to Paris. 菲茨杰拉德小姐和我准备去巴黎。
- Oh, yes? The actual city? - Huh? - 哦，是吗？那个真实的城市还是…？ - 嗯？
- No. Nothing. - You need a vacation. - 不，没什么。 - 你需要度个假。
Why don't you see if you can get that Laura Kensington girl to go with? 你为什么不想法子和那个叫 劳拉·肯辛顿的姑娘在一起？
I wouldn't mind some of that action myself. 要是我，早就这么做了。
She seems struck by you. 她看起来对你很有印象。
She's a little demented, but, in a hotel room, that can be a lot of fun. 她是有那么点不太正常，不过，在个旅馆的房间里， 那不是更加可以增添点情趣吗？哼哼。
Just came to say good-bye. 只想过来告个别。
Right. Chris and I have a plane to catch. 是啊，克里斯和我要去赶飞机了。
No, by good-bye I mean I'm leaving. I'm quitting. 不，我说告别的意思是我要离开了。 我辞职了。
Oh? 哦？
Should make you very happy. You can enjoy your vacation now. 你一定开心极了， 你现在可以尽情享受你的假期了。
'Cause when you come back, you don't have to see me again. 你知道，因为当你回来以后， 你不会再看见我在这儿了。
You can revamp everything here. No static. 你可以重新安排这里的一切， 不会再有噪音。
Want to have a parting drink? 想喝杯告别酒吗？
A drink at 10:00 in the morning? 在早上十点喝酒？
It's only tequila. 只是龙舌兰。
What can you say about a woman who keeps a bottle of Mexican booze in her desk? 好吧，对一位在办公桌内藏着瓶 墨西哥酒的女士，你能说什么呢？
Let's drink to both of our futures. 为我们两个的未来喝一杯。
Yeah? 是吗？
Today, Mr. Magruder. Tomorrow, the world. 今天，拥有麦格鲁德先生； 明天，拥有全世界。
I will let that pass because this is good-bye. 我不准备和你计较，因为这是告别。
Mm. You're really gonna marry him? 嗯，你真的想和他结婚？
I-I-- You know. 我…我…你知道，
For a brilliant woman, I gotta say, 对象你这样一个出色的女人，我要说，
you have the worst taste in men. 你对男人的品味真是差到极点。
I didn't take up with you. How bad could my taste be? 我又没选择你， 我的品味如何可能差啦？
You know, behind-- underneath all those nasty remarks... 你知道，在这些… 在所有这些令人不快的言辞之下，
is a very vulnerable, sweet, sexy woman. 我看到的是一个容易受伤的、 甜蜜的、性感的女人。
But don't ever let it come out, 但是你千万不要表现出来，
because, you know, you could run the risk of being happy, 因为，你知道，那样你就有可能 成为一个幸福的人，
and I know that would kill ya. 我知道那是你最受不了的。
Chris and I plan on being very happy. 克里斯和我决定过得很幸福。
Your instinct told you he would never leave his wife. 你的直觉曾告诉你 他永远也不会离开他妻子。
My instincts are good, but they're not infallible. 嘿，我的直觉是不错， 但也不是一贯正确的。
So this was one where I was wrong. 因此这次我搞错了。
Have a-- Have a terrific rest of your life... 祝你…祝你一生过得愉快…
and try not to jump out of any windows. 别再想着往任何窗户外面跳了。
Make sure the elevator's there before you get in, 在你迈进电梯前瞅瞅清楚 电梯厢是否在那儿，
because I heard of a man who plunged 15 stories and wound up a vegetable. 因为我听说有个人栽下了15层 最后成了个植物人。
I'll let that pass 'cause this is good-bye. 我不准备和你计较，因为这是告别。
- That's what she said-- - Hey, Briggsie, I was just tellin' 'em. - 她就是这么说的…… - 嘿，布里格斯，我正跟他们说，
You quit, I go with ya. 你走，我也跟着你走。
[John] That's right. C.W., you are our hero. This was a tough nut to crack. 没错，C.W.，你是我们的英雄。 这次你敲掉了个硬核桃。
No, this was all luck. 不，只是运气好罢了。
If George didn't know magic or hypnosis, 你看，要是乔治不了解魔术或催眠，
you know, I never would have known anything. 你知道，我永远也不会知道任何事。
It's an amazing thing. 你知道，这太令人惊异了。
You can actually put somebody under and then force them to do the most outrageous things. 实际上你可以让任何人进入这种状态， 然后迫使他去做最最不合情理的事。
That is absolutely wrong. 不，不，你这样说绝对错了。
A person will not do anything under hypnosis that they wouldn't do in real life. 你看，一个人不会在催眠的状态下去做任何 他在真实生活里不愿去做的事。
- Is that true? - Yeah. - What are you saying? - 真的吗？- 是的。 - 你什么意思？
Th-Th-That I'm, at heart, a thief? 是…是…是说我内心里，是个窃贼？
Well, we know there's a little bit of larceny in you. 嗯，我们知道在你身上 是有那么点盗窃的特质。
I mean, you're the one who's always saying it takes one to catch one. 我的意思是，是你自己总是说 “扮成贼才能逮到贼”。
Oh, well, there's also a little bit of larceny in Miss Fitzgerald. 噢，是的，在菲茨杰拉德小姐的身上 也有那么点盗窃的特质。
I mean, that was kind of a shock. 我是说，那倒有点令人震惊。
- There's a lot of surprises in her, it turns out. - Hey, come here. - 她身上结果有好多东西令人震惊。 - 嘿，到这边来。
Hey. 嘿，
You got a little crush on her, don't ya? 你有点迷上她了，是吗？
- Who? Fitzgerald? What, are you-- - [Cackling] - 谁？菲茨杰拉德？怎么，你疯…… - [笑声]
- What are you talking about? - Well, come on. I've always known it. - 你在说什么啊？ - 唔，得了吧。我早就看出来了。
You can't hate somebody that much without there being... 你看，你不可能那么恨一个人的，
at least a little bit of attraction underneath it all. 要是那个人对你没有一丁点 深层的吸引力的话。
- Says who? - It's my instinct. Against all logic. - 说谁呢？ - 这是我的直觉，尽管违反一切常理。
Come on, Briggsie. You were the one who taught me to trust it. 得了，布里格斯， 是你教我要相信直觉的。
I think I'm in love with her, but I-- 我想我是爱上她了，可是，我……
It's the stupidest thing that's ever happened to me. It's embarrassing. 这是发生在我身上的最愚蠢的事情， 太让我难堪了。
Yeah, well, uh, you better take the bull by the horns. 是啊，好的，呃… 你最好知难而进，勇往直前。
She's out of here in about three minutes. Look. 她大概三分钟后就要离开这里了。你看！
Go! 快上！
Miss Fitzgerald, [Clears Throat] marry me. 菲茨杰拉德小姐，[清嗓子]和我结婚吧。
- What? - I guess C.W.'s had a few. - 什么？ - 我猜C.W.喝了不少。
- Pretty early for that, don't you think? - I've had a little tequila, but-- - 只是太早了，你认为呢？ - 我是喝了点龙舌兰，但是……
Otherwise I wouldn't have the nerve to say this. 否则的话，我不会有勇气说这些话。
I'm in love with you. I want you to marry me. 我爱上你了，我希望你嫁给我。
Mr. Briggs, you're embarrassing me. 布里格斯先生，你让我很窘。
You don't want to spend the rest of your life with the wrong person... 你不会希望你这辈子和一个 错误的男人生活在一起吧？
- when it's me you really love. - C.W., you're making her uncomfortable. - 何况你真正爱的是我。 - C.W.，你这样让她很不安。
Whatever could make you think I could, in my wildest dreams, think of you that way, you-- 不管是什么使你认为我会那样看你， 即使在我最荒唐的梦里都不会，你这个……
Yeah, I know. "Nearsighted little cockroach," or something like that. 是啊，我知道，又是“近视的小蟑螂”之类的。
But can't you see the venom under that? That's the beauty. 但是，你看不见恶言秽语之下是什么吗？ 那是美好的东西。
Betty, let's go. C.W., leave here at once. 贝蒂，我们走。 C.W.，立即离开这儿。
I think your idea of moving on professionally wasn't so crazy. 我想你职业上变动的想法并非没有道理。
Hey, look, I'm opening up to you. 嘿，听着，我跟你开诚布公。
I'm putting my heart in your hands. 我把我的心交到你手里。
I've been difficult because I feared you, just like you feared me. 我一直和你过不去是因为我害怕你， 就像你害怕我一样。
Because underneath, we know this is the real thing, and it terrifies us. 因为在内心深处，我们知道这才是真正的东西， 让我们互相恐惧东西。
Yes, I fear you. You and Boris Karloff. 是啊，我害怕你， 你还有鲍里斯·卡洛夫【恐怖片演员】。
- [Sighs] - Out of the way, C.W. - [叹气] - 别挡着道，C.W.。
Your heroics do not entitle you to be an obnoxious boor. 你的英勇事迹并没有使你有资格 成为一个讨人嫌的粗野的人。
How can a man confessing love be an obnoxious boor? 一个表达爱意的男人怎么就成了 讨人嫌的粗野的人？
[Scoffs] I'm afraid Betty and I have big plans, [嘲笑]我跟你说，贝蒂和我 有一些重要的计划，
and they don't include you. 可是它们都与你无关。
I-I-- You wanna spend the rest of your life married to the wrong guy? 我…我…你想嫁个错误的男人， 一这辈子和他生活在一起吗？
What makes you think I'd marry you even if I wasn't gonna marry him? 是什么使你认为即使我不嫁给他， 我就会嫁给你？
- Stop talking about me like I'm not here. - Because it's me you love. - 嘿，别那样说我，好像我不存在似的。 - 因为你爱的是我。
[Scoffs] You are too old for me. You are too nearsighted for me. [嘲笑]你对我来说太老了， 你对我来说太近视了，
- You're too short for me. - You're leaving out the best part. - 你对我来说太矮了。 - 你忘了说最精彩的一条——
- I'm also losing my hair. - All right, C.W. Good-bye. - 我也快秃顶了。 - 好了，C.W.，再见。
- And I mean for good. - Wait-- Wait a minute. - 我是说永远。 - 等…等一下。
[Stammering] Betty Ann. Betty Ann, where are you going? [结巴]贝蒂·安， 贝蒂·安，你们去哪儿？
- Madagascar? - Someone call the plane and tell them we might be late. - 马达加斯加？ - 谁帮我们往机场打个电话，说我们可能晚点到。
You go ahead, Chris. 你走吧，克里斯。
I'm staying here. 我留在这里。
[Magruder] What? 什么？
I'm staying with C.W. 我留下来和C.W.在一起。
We have an announcement to make. 我们有一条消息要宣布。
Betty Ann, you have a crazy look in your eye. 贝蒂·安， 你眼里看起来怎么那么怪异。
I've never felt so normal in my life. 我一生中从来没感觉这么正常过。
I can't guarantee that every time I kiss you there's gonna be fireworks. 你知道，我可不能保证 每一次我亲吻你都会有焰火伴随。
I think I fell in love with you the first second I laid eyes on you. 我想我见到你第一眼 就觉得自己爱上了你。
I want this woman helped! Get an ambulance! 谁来帮帮这个女人！ 快去叫救护车！
Uh, Miss Burke. Call my wife's attorney. Have him halt the separation. 呃，伯克小姐，快给我妻子的律师打电话， 让他中止离婚手续。
- I see trouble on the horizon. - Don't worry, Mr. Magruder. - 我似乎看到麻烦来了。 - 别担心，麦格鲁德先生，
She'll take you back. There'll be a few new ground rules, but you can adapt. 她会让你回家的。只是会出台些新的禁闭规则， 但是，你知道，你会适应的。
- Gosh, so much passion in a lousy insurance office. - I know. - 天哪，在无聊的保险公司的办公室里，也会有那么多激情。 - 我早知道。
- No kiddin'. - You never know. - 别开玩笑了。 - 谁都猜不到。
Hey. Congratulations. 嘿，祝贺你们！
A little, uh, going-away present for ya. 一件小的…呃…临别礼物给你。
So, should we... 那么，我们是不是该…
get out of here and find someplace where we can start making up for lost time? 离开这儿找个地方，这样我们就可以 开始弥补我们失去的时间了？
How about my place? 我的住处怎么样？
I think I can live with that. 我想我没意见。
Um, God bless everyone, 呃嗯，上帝保佑各位，
and, uh, God bless Tiny Tim. “上帝保佑泰尼·蒂姆”【歌手、同名专辑？】。
- Shall we? - Good luck, you two. - 走吗？ - 祝你俩好运！
Hey, so, what's gonna happen when she, you know, 嘿，那么当她醒过来变回到，你知道，
wakes up and she's back to her old self? 老的自己的时候会发生什么呢？
Guess the first word out of his mouth every morning has to be "Madagascar." 我想每天早晨他嘴里吐出的第一个词 不得不是“马达加斯加”。
My gosh, who'd have thunk it. 天哪，谁会想到这样。
Hey, what a break for C.W. that in all the commotion... 嘿，这下真够C.W.受的了， 在乱得一团糟的情形下，
you forgot to deprogram Miss Fitzgerald, huh? 你忘了替菲茨杰拉德小姐解除魔咒了，哈？
What are you talking about? I didn't forget anything. I deprogrammed her last night. 你在说什么啊？我什么都没忘， 我昨晚就替她解除魔咒了。
You don't have to worry. I'll never leave you. 你不必担心，我永远不会离开你。
It's something you don't even have to think about. 这你想都不用去想。
Tell me how you feel about me. 告…告诉我你对我是什么感觉。
You're the most wonderful man in the world-- the handsomest, the most brilliant, the sexiest. 你是世界上最棒的男人—— 最潇洒、最英俊、最性感。
You know, someday I'm gonna make you feel those things. 你知道，总有一天， 我会让你对我有这样的感觉的。
Just, just really feel them. 只是…只是要好好地去感觉。
Anything's possible. 任何事都有可能。
I made you feel that way, and I didn't even have to say "Constantinople." 我已经让你对我有这样的感觉了， 只是我都不用说“君士坦丁堡”。
[ translation & synchronization: loco-whopper ] [ 中文翻译、字幕同步：疯狂弥天大幌 ]
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